I got bored 3 minutes into this. I think it shows.
*posts regardless*

( We are the lemon BIGG JOHN WAYNE. GON' SHOOT SUM BEEFS IN MA MOUFS, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 19:53, archived)

heheh.
would x4
( - D - Kick the bird woman, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 19:54, archived)

*Roffles a bit*

( We are the lemon BIGG JOHN WAYNE. GON' SHOOT SUM BEEFS IN MA MOUFS, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:04, archived)

smee smeeeee smeeeeeeeg
ha ha
( naD, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 19:54, archived)

Smeeeeg Heeeeeead!

( We are the lemon BIGG JOHN WAYNE. GON' SHOOT SUM BEEFS IN MA MOUFS, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:03, archived)

its henry the bastard
he's the one i really love.
(tom the astronaut, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 19:56, archived)

oooh youngs ones flashback
'it's harry the bastard!'
'the very same, you owe me 500 quid'
'well what a complete bastard'

from video nasty, circa erm... the 80's
( mongychops, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 19:58, archived)

Harry the Bastard also appeared briefly in Bottom
"They don't call you Harry the Bastard for nothing do they?"

"No, they call me Ted."

Same episode as the excellent 'Sad Ken' racing tip!
(robinw77 has no little comedy thing to go here, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 22:45, archived)

lenny henry
has really let himself go...
( plentyofants "MDF, the wood of Satan", Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:01, archived)

Everyone loves a bastard.

( We are the lemon BIGG JOHN WAYNE. GON' SHOOT SUM BEEFS IN MA MOUFS, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:08, archived)

hahaha
i admire both your honesty and the other 17 seconds effort you used ;)
( mongychops, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 19:57, archived)

:)
Only the best for B3ta.
( We are the lemon BIGG JOHN WAYNE. GON' SHOOT SUM BEEFS IN MA MOUFS, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:02, archived)

smeg... hahahaha

( Agent Muu is walking to Ukraine... PLEASE see profile!, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:03, archived)

Sniffles is a good name for a kitten.

( We are the lemon BIGG JOHN WAYNE. GON' SHOOT SUM BEEFS IN MA MOUFS, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:09, archived)

There's a lad in our cricket club called Smeg
just thought I'd mention that
( Ptolemy, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:11, archived)

is he "called" smeg or is that is actual name
good god what cruel parents
( Agent Muu is walking to Ukraine... PLEASE see profile!, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:13, archived)

I honestly don't know
he goes down on the teamsheet simply as "Smeg", and the score-card reads "Caught&Bowled Smeg" (for instance, on the rare occasion he does something useful).

I think this may be the same guy who claims to have had 12 wives:

"3 of my own and 9 of them other peoples"

sorry.... I know, I'll fuck off to Talk (I never feel very at home there somehow though)
( Ptolemy, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:17, archived)

i never post on the talk board
i find the short, sweet conversation on the main board far more to my taste. plus there's pretty pictures!
( Agent Muu is walking to Ukraine... PLEASE see profile!, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:59, archived)

i really like this is many ways

( Pedro Hin needs a new tagline, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 20:13, archived)