The locals would never forget the day Dumbo broke into Turbo Lax


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( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:40, archived)

fucking shitty elephant!

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:41, archived)

tubelephant?

( beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:41, archived)

haha!




*bokes*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:43, archived)

hehe :)

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:45, archived)

the new form
of fertilizer
(Sebowe Aphex says I have a killer pout, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:41, archived)

Tubphant!!!
woo!
( Mstandot, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:42, archived)

'nings stranger!

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:43, archived)

noon yourself!
still no web at home yet, and can't get on at work as much as well! Hence the late reply!!
( Mstandot, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)

True.
That was also the 5th day of the great heatwave of 67. People were barbecueing in the street, and the ice-cream was flowing. Little Suzy managed to get her arm trapped in a mangle and had to be pulled free by Jeremy from the corner shop.

Jeremy went on to great things, opening a chain of dry cleaners and..

Where am I?
(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:42, archived)

What happened to Suzy?

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:47, archived)

Scarred both physically and emotionally,
"Flat-Arm" Suzy McPhee turned to a life of crime. Using her smooth, svelte appendage to reach under the doors of butchers and steal scraps of parma ham, which she used to construct a big pink porky wedding dress.

She was found dead 6 years later, with a litter of seven pig-babies still nuzzling at her slowly-rotting teats.
(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:51, archived)

haha!
*slowly-rotting teats*
( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:55, archived)

Slowly-Rotting Teats
is the title of the third album by swedish rock band, "Fnaaaarp". Famed for their lilting ballads, and gender-defying trousers, Fnaaaarp were an underground hit up until their untimely demise in 1994, when lead singer Stephen Hoogspanken was killed by falling bees.
(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:58, archived)

*sings*
if i had the wings of an eagle, if i had the arse of a cow, i'd fly over your head and cover you in shite now o0o0
Woo!
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:44, archived)

pfffft!
g'day mister!
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:45, archived)

'lo :)

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:46, archived)

woo
is he affected by the government's new flying tax?
( Milkman Dan, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:49, archived)