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From the Subvert Kid's TV challenge. See all 617 entries (closed)

(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 9:23, archived)

*unpacks Acme Woo*
*explodes*
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 9:25, archived)

*falls into ravine*
*lands in doughnut-shaped cloud of dust*
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 9:27, archived)

*big rock falls on top of emvee*

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 9:28, archived)

*big rock is cracked into tiny pieces by comedy bump on head*

( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 9:29, archived)

*stars that twirl around head set fire to hair*

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 9:31, archived)

*burned to smoking black outline with blinking eyes*

( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 9:35, archived)

*smoking black outline crumples to pile of dust*

( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 9:36, archived)

*eyes fall onto pile, blinking*

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 9:41, archived)

*inexplicably, a hand emerges from the dust, holding a sign that says "Woo!"*

( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 9:45, archived)

MEEP-MEEP!
-asbo for disturbing the peace.-
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 9:26, archived)

someone was attacked outside our gaff 8pm sunday eve
by two teenagers demanding he give up his mobile phone
one was armed with an air gun
the other with a meat cleaver!!

he was shot in the arse and slashed in the face and across the arm
but he managed to run to the local pub for help

poor chap is having micro surgery on his slit wrist now
to try and get his fingers working again...!

*hides inside*
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 9:29, archived)

jesus shitting christ what a crap world we live in :(
we really should form a simpsonesque milita complete
with sack-of-doorknob beatings.
that'll teach the drugged up deranged little fuckers.
did they catch em?
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 9:31, archived)

not yet
CID have been up and down our street
knocking on doors trying to find out more information

it's also on the cover of the local rag today
appealing for any witnesses
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 9:34, archived)

*tuts*

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 9:51, archived)

I blame the parents
and MTV
(Kroney is having a night of hell, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 9:31, archived)

God, I saw that on teletext, :S
The Baroness's ultimate fear = Meat Cleavers Used For Violence

*joins you in hiding*
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 9:55, archived)

Woo!
TJ on a cartoon theme....

Anyone noticed the Meet The Robinsons posters?



It's now on wide release apparently.

/fear
( FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 9:27, archived)

good lord!
*cancels kids tickets*
i think not.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 9:27, archived)

the incredib.. i mean 'meet the goatse'
/also fears
(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 9:28, archived)

It looks fantastic
the character work is superb
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 9:29, archived)

i like the frogs
that have been turning up in cinema trailers
singing about how you should turn off your mobile phone

i think they look cool ;)
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 9:30, archived)

hasn't it got the t-rex in the trailer going on about its huge head and tiny arms?
that cracks me up!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 9:32, archived)

saw that for the first time last night
it did raise a chuckle
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 9:39, archived)