Dr. Phil
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( , Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:37, archived)
I made these for you.
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( , Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:37, archived)
Really little
shoes and handbags?
How do you manage to stand up in them?
Where would you keep your lippy?
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Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:41,
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How do you manage to stand up in them?
Where would you keep your lippy?
I can cram my feet into any size shoes
and you should see the little lipsticks you can buy these days.
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Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:42,
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It's true
women's shoes are like the Tardis. If the colour is right and they have the perfect little kitten heel then they WILL fit.
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Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:45,
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Women
definitely lose out in the comfort stakes when it comes to shoes.
Especially those strappy high heeled buggers...
...erm.. not that I'd know or anything.
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Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:46,
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Especially those strappy high heeled buggers...
...erm.. not that I'd know or anything.
blimey
I must say I have to have comfy shoes.
Having said that my feet are now the perfect shape for pointy-toed heels, so I find those quite comfy. :)
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Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:50,
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Having said that my feet are now the perfect shape for pointy-toed heels, so I find those quite comfy. :)
You've taken to wearing comfortable shoes?
Does Tomsk know about this?
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Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:54,
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What ,
you have a really long pointy middle toe and the rest are smooth yet angled towards the long toe.
Thats weird.
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Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:54,
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Thats weird.
no
my foot's sort of bent - the big toe is practically at a right-angle outwards.
I'll draw it and explain.
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Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:57,
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I'll draw it and explain.
OK,
I await with baited breath, I am going to lunch in 4 minutes and I shall look forward to spazzing back to said foot explanation.
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Tue 21 Jan 2003, 12:00,
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I think
you'd be better off explaining it to your chiropodist.
Oh how I hope I got the right sort of doctor
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Tue 21 Jan 2003, 12:03,
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Oh how I hope I got the right sort of doctor
of course.
First you prepare the lady, by rubbing off a thin outer layer with fine sand paper. You then prime the surface with industrial custard powder.
Next, prepare the liquid treatment, by mixing together in a large oil barrel 1 part crude oil, to 2 parts creosote and 2 parts vimto.
Place the lady in the barrel and leave to cure overnight.
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Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:44,
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Next, prepare the liquid treatment, by mixing together in a large oil barrel 1 part crude oil, to 2 parts creosote and 2 parts vimto.
Place the lady in the barrel and leave to cure overnight.