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[challenge entry] i'll repost this in the morning,
my entry for the worst job in the world: The poor little chihauhau that lives in my monitor painting the pixels really fast. Here he can be seen (slowed a million times obviously) refreshing the B3ta page. Poor little mite.

clicky-wickety-woo for a bigger version. oh yes, and he has to do it with a syringe.
(crazymum, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 21:58, archived)
# that is inspired!
i love it!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 22:00, archived)
# nice...
a labour of love.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 22:00, archived)
# he does
love me.
i'm sure.
(crazymum, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 22:02, archived)
# ah so thats
how its done.
i thought those CRT ideas were a bit far-fetched
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 22:05, archived)
# You htink thats bad
Turn the Refresh Rate Up a bit and watch him squirm
(I helped save b3ta! oceanhippie, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 22:08, archived)
# its the injustice
of keeping those poor creatures in flat panel screens - living in a space barely bigger than their own size.
I'm calling the RSPCA first thing tomorrow morning. the world must become aware of this horror!
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 22:11, archived)
# 100Hz on mine
and my chihuaha is going pretty well, I don't think I've turned my pc off in about a week.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 22:15, archived)
# Is it always Chihuahuas?
Can other beasts be trained?
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 22:23, archived)
# I'm sure
that Marmots are up to the job... Maybe a little slower than a poodle, which is faster than a chihuahua
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 22:38, archived)
# well, i've always preferred chihuahuas
for my laptop. their small size and excellent needle-handling skills make them perfectly suited to the task. In my CRTs i prefer hippos, who can use paintbrushes very well, and fill the available space very snugly.
(crazymum, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 22:40, archived)
# genius
that is the best thing ive seen on this message board in a long time, lol
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 22:10, archived)