THINK OF THE FUN YOU COULD BE HAVING ON SUPERMARKET SWEEP!

( Leningrad twitter.com/takebacks, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 23:55, archived)

Just iamgine if that really happened
everytime something got scanned, everyone in the supermarket would just look dreamily skywards and smile, thinking of the fun they really could be having.
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 23:56, archived)

and then come crashing back to Earth, realising that they are not standing in front of a homosexual Cilla Black botherer, but rather a spotty teenager who's life isn't going as planned

( Leningrad twitter.com/takebacks, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 23:58, archived)

next time I'm standing
at the checkout in Somerfields, and I hear the "beep", I'll lean over and whisper in the cashier's ear
"I'm thinking of alllll the fun I could be having". Then I'll take a photo of Dale out of my pocket and
stroke it lovingly
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 0:00, archived)

it'd be funny
if it wasn't true ;)
( Leningrad twitter.com/takebacks, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 0:01, archived)

*hides Winton photo from prying eyes*
I never have fun in supermarkets. Honestly.
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 0:03, archived)