i'm a merkin...
so i'll go fat and bald.

:(
( *f o o f* planet terror while trying to sleep. bad idea!!!, Wed 28 Mar 2007, 21:34, archived)

but just think of all those tasty processed foods!
yum!

I can feel my arteries hardening already
( Discomeats I like pies!, Wed 28 Mar 2007, 21:40, archived)