If this is the norty thread then I'll stick this wry comment on society here....
By the numbers, guaranteed front page, existing book cover with comic sans over the empty space at the bottom:

Perhaps needs more Jim Davidson offensive humour.

_{/having a tough morning already so needs to vent spleen blog}

From the Kids' Anti-drug Posters challenge. See all 290 entries (closed)

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 7:58, archived)

ooooooo... how cynical
vent vent vent... I have a cold... grrrr...
( custard needs a reset button for his life, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:04, archived)

*says no*
NO
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:06, archived)

WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?!!
*smacks arse*
go to your room!!!!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:08, archived)

:|

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:12, archived)

don't you look at me like that!
you can come down when you've apologised for saying no.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:14, archived)

you do know i'm almost 30, right?
i stand well over 6 foot
and i have hands like shovels.

ha ha, maybe i should put this in the classifieds
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:21, archived)

morning chap

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:08, archived)

'nings good sir!
i really enjoyed 300 last night
:)
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:11, archived)

Ningles
Did you see the ranty email to Rob that he posted yesterday?
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:12, archived)

no?
Linky!
'lo freebs
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:13, archived)

nope?
please enlighten me further good sir
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:13, archived)

that who posted?
Frank Muir? I thought he was dead?!
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:14, archived)

'lo Hats!
300 was pretty good. Although I laughed so hard at that deformed guy's hat.
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:13, archived)

it had it's faults
but i found it very entertaining
just how i wanted it to be
there's nothing wrong with a little style over substance
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:16, archived)

it's good fun innit

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:13, archived)

i loved the way they used their shields
to protect one another, there were some
brilliant stylised fight moments
it was just what i wanted to see :D
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:18, archived)

Best panning fight sequence ever
even beats Oldboy in my book (the zooms in and out and coordination with the guy in the background was stunning)
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:22, archived)

close call
but i may have to agree with you there....

may...

*considers for a while*

i didn't think much of the queens speech
but what she says just after was cool!
i'm no Great Architect, so i'm trying to choose my non-spoiling words carefully :D
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:24, archived)

:)
indeed and yes
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:33, archived)

oooh...
I feel the need to compare the two repeatedly over the course of an evening of wines, beers, spirits and bikkits.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:33, archived)

sounds like a braw evening to me!!

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:36, archived)

more like arial/helvetica rounded
def not CC

and no disrespect, but isn't that the worst FP ever?

where's the hummus?
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:10, archived)

I'm glad it's not just me who's a little puzzled
Muirning fella
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:12, archived)

I think I have the worst FP ever
I photoshopped a muslim protest thing with "This Week's Compo Is Crap" on it...

(and there are a few more as well)
( custard needs a reset button for his life, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:12, archived)

that would qulaify
but your hobnobs FP is the best thing ever
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:13, archived)

^this^

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:15, archived)

Your Afghan novelty pen is fab

( custard needs a reset button for his life, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:19, archived)

omg drugz
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:13, archived)

=D
How many of your compo entries are actual pictures?
'lo Muggles!
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:14, archived)

not many these days.
I hardly make anything new of recent. I just can't be bothered :(

Oh, and NING!
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:15, archived)

=)

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:16, archived)

NING!!

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:19, archived)

NING ironman KOH!
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:35, archived)

Hahahahahahaah
for teh win

*Clicks seventytwelve times*
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:14, archived)

hehe. 'ning Toasty!

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:15, archived)