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[challenge entry] Playground songs have changed since I was a nipper
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Is this comp too serious?

From the Kids' Anti-drug Posters challenge. See all 290 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber Not dead, I'm now offline in wildest Cumbria, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Woo.
That's great.

And impressive length too.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Nice
work there, soldier.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:56, archived)
# i like it
click etc, although prehaps cripple shouldve be shortened to crip to go with trip
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:56, archived)
# that's some good crayon work
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:57, archived)
# that's more like it!
i think Rob is taking money from the government for this, your entries will be all over schools before the end of the week...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Does this mean
Free icons for everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber Not dead, I'm now offline in wildest Cumbria, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:26, archived)
# wow
that's brill and dark
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Excellent!

*Clicks*
(Chungo Our survey says - Feck Off!, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:58, archived)
# if any children i might have start taking drugs
i shall make them watch requiem for a dream.

brrr. horrible film.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:59, archived)
# yes but
I've taken lots and lots of drugs, I still have both my arms, I've never been in jail, I haven't died for a horrible wasting disease and I've never performed sordid sexual acts in front of an audience of jeering old men in tuxedoes*

In fact I never once had a bad time on drugs, but as bill hicks said "once you've been beamed aboard a flying saucer it's kind of hard to top that so I quit"

*well maybe just the once, but that was as a favour to my uncle
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed unexpected arse in the bagging area, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:03, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! 4dam party, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:09, archived)
# But
You didnt take 8
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber Not dead, I'm now offline in wildest Cumbria, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:10, archived)
# I did
but they were a bit rubbish!
(Alexander Graham Smell, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:29, archived)
# you're not allowed to talk to my future children
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:11, archived)
# No...
...but dieing children never fails to cheer people up.

Nicely done though!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Most realistic yet
(I helped save b3ta! spider pig remembered what the dormouse said, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Woo. Good stuff.
The best childhood playground song I remember was
'Postman pat
postman pat
postman pat bumraped his cat
shit and guts went flying
postman pat was crying
postman pat's a sick cat-raping twat'
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:10, archived)
# this is kinda disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! Keyboard Weasel, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Haha ace
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister don't need to capital S, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:26, archived)
# excellent
best yet
(I helped save b3ta! sock Please call me Otto Utterfucker, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:28, archived)
# nicely
done : )
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:48, archived)