Playground songs have changed since I was a nipper


Is this comp too serious?

From the Kids' Anti-drug Posters challenge. See all 290 entries (closed)

( CanonCaliber I'll laugh if you laugh, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 11:54, archived)

Woo.
That's great.

And impressive length too.
( Carlossus - Fable 2 ate my Mrs., Thu 29 Mar 2007, 11:55, archived)

Nice
work there, soldier.
( Smallbrainfield, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 11:56, archived)

i like it
click etc, although prehaps cripple shouldve be shortened to crip to go with trip
( wjh31, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 11:56, archived)

that's some good crayon work

( Milkman Dan, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 11:57, archived)

that's more like it!
i think Rob is taking money from the government for this, your entries will be all over schools before the end of the week...
( new_matt, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 11:57, archived)

Does this mean
Free icons for everyone?
( CanonCaliber I'll laugh if you laugh, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:26, archived)

wow
that's brill and dark
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 11:57, archived)

Hahahahaha
Excellent!

*Clicks*
(Chungo Our survey says - Feck Off!, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 11:58, archived)

if any children i might have start taking drugs
i shall make them watch requiem for a dream.

brrr. horrible film.
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 11:59, archived)

yes but
I've taken lots and lots of drugs, I still have both my arms, I've never been in jail, I haven't died for a horrible wasting disease and I've never performed sordid sexual acts in front of an audience of jeering old men in tuxedoes*

In fact I never once had a bad time on drugs, but as bill hicks said "once you've been beamed aboard a flying saucer it's kind of hard to top that so I quit"

*well maybe just the once, but that was as a favour to my uncle
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:03, archived)

This

( 4dam party, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:09, archived)

But
You didnt take 8
( CanonCaliber I'll laugh if you laugh, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:10, archived)

I did
but they were a bit rubbish!
(Alexander Graham Smell, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:29, archived)

you're not allowed to talk to my future children

( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:11, archived)

No...
...but dieing children never fails to cheer people up.

Nicely done though!
( @><|= w0nu!) AKA chadder - but is still a ****, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:01, archived)

Most realistic yet

( Stilton Cheesewright, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02, archived)

Woo. Good stuff.
The best childhood playground song I remember was
'Postman pat
postman pat
postman pat bumraped his cat
shit and guts went flying
postman pat was crying
postman pat's a sick cat-raping twat'
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:10, archived)

this is kinda disturbing

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:11, archived)

Haha ace

( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:26, archived)

excellent
best yet
( sock is sock, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:28, archived)

nicely
done : )
( FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:48, archived)