( Grampa, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:09, archived)

a tampon with legs!

( mediocre mummy feets!, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:10, archived)

what do you call a sheep with no head, tail, or legs?

(The Alchemist seems to me, if they ain't got you one way..., Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:10, archived)

a cloud?
or dead?
( Aphex The Mink might have laughed at the paralympics...a bit, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:11, archived)

A DEAD CLOUD!
hahahaahaaaaahhahha!

oh, no, wait.

that's right, a cloud.
(The Alchemist seems to me, if they ain't got you one way..., Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:12, archived)

Clouddead...
Ace Band..

End of Public Service Announcement
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:13, archived)

A CLOUD
A dead sheep
A wooly jumper
A cotton wool bud
Frank
Whatever you like, because it can't fucking hear you
CUNTBISCUIT McFUCKHAMMER
( 4dam Was last seen loving horses on, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:12, archived)

what do elephants use as tompons
why do sheep have tails
etc
( wjh31, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:12, archived)

what's a tompon?

( Aphex The Mink might have laughed at the paralympics...a bit, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:13, archived)

it's a tampon with a built-in satellite navigation system

( mediocre mummy feets!, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:14, archived)

hahahahaha

( Aphex The Mink might have laughed at the paralympics...a bit, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:14, archived)

hahahaha
you win
( 4dam Was last seen loving horses on, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:15, archived)

I want one!

( RiffRaff touch me where I wee from, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:15, archived)

arf!

( Milkman Dan, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:19, archived)

hahahahahahaha

( Count Vanderhoff http://www.b3ta.com/links/Jingle_With_Bells_On, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:21, archived)

A tampon for men with tattered jappers

( 4dam Was last seen loving horses on, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:14, archived)

o_O
ouch
( Aphex The Mink might have laughed at the paralympics...a bit, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:15, archived)

ow!

( mediocre mummy feets!, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:15, archived)

I can see the adverts now...
"A fusion of HIGH TECH and SOFT COTTON!!"
(The Alchemist seems to me, if they ain't got you one way..., Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:16, archived)

hahahahahahaba LOLOLOLOLROFFLEMAYONAISE!

( mugatu, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:18, archived)

It's what transexuals use

( Tacky Tiger, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:15, archived)

RE: that starwars thing
found the link

it's on IGN
top left vid on this page
uk.media.xbox360.ign.com/media/823/823667/vids_1.html
( The King of Hats Bowie borrowed my jumper, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:15, archived)

the work firewall,
she say NO!
( ivesb has a new job!, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:18, archived)

mine too
*glum*
( Aphex The Mink might have laughed at the paralympics...a bit, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:22, archived)

:(

( The King of Hats Bowie borrowed my jumper, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:23, archived)

interesting
but full of marketing speak:

"we LITERALLy infuse the characters with a neural system and a brain"

no, you fuckwit, you /simulate/ a very simple brain with an AI. you're not infusing anything!!

gah.
(The Alchemist seems to me, if they ain't got you one way..., Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:24, archived)

oh, i ignored that shite
i just like the way the wood splinters
( The King of Hats Bowie borrowed my jumper, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:26, archived)

it does that well
and I like that the stormtroopers hang on to each other.
(The Alchemist seems to me, if they ain't got you one way..., Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:29, archived)

yeah that's cool
but the beams break a bit too easily
for my liking
( The King of Hats Bowie borrowed my jumper, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:36, archived)

infuse them?
make them into tea???
( Count Vanderhoff http://www.b3ta.com/links/Jingle_With_Bells_On, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:45, archived)

QUICK
stick it in your mimsy!
( 4dam Was last seen loving horses on, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:10, archived)

pfew!
just in time
( mediocre mummy feets!, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:13, archived)

no thanks
i've just eaten
( Aphex The Mink might have laughed at the paralympics...a bit, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:10, archived)

a happy rhyme
woo
( Milkman Dan, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:11, archived)

That rhyme has long been overlooked for it's educational opportunities


( Jessie © had a really cracking night, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:12, archived)

*swoons*


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:12, archived)

*waxes*

( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:12, archived)

pfffft what the?!

( Count Vanderhoff http://www.b3ta.com/links/Jingle_With_Bells_On, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:12, archived)

haha!
you again?
( ivesb has a new job!, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:13, archived)

*slaps*
that's no way to talk to your mother!


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:16, archived)

WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
*sobs*
i was only asking to know if i should avert my eyes uncle dave!
( ivesb has a new job!, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:17, archived)

There, there . . .
sit on my lap and tell me all about it . . .


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:18, archived)

*clambers up*
ow!
( ivesb has a new job!, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:19, archived)

sorry . . .
*moves empty special brew tins*

There


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:26, archived)

this is good advice

( mediocre mummy feets!, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:13, archived)

Also
Don't shave your scrotum with hair clippers
( 4dam Was last seen loving horses on, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:14, archived)

you can't tell me what to do man!
this isn't Russia!
( new_matt, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:15, archived)

in russia scrotum shaves you....

( ivesb has a new job!, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:16, archived)

^ this ^
the bleeding didn't stop for ages....
( The King of Hats Bowie borrowed my jumper, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:18, archived)

retards.
I do mine a grade 2 every month, and not a nick.

You've got to tug the skin so its nice and tight.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:22, archived)

Grade 2's fine
But it's not so good if you take the guard off. I've got shit clippers too.
( 4dam Was last seen loving horses on, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:26, archived)

I find going down to zero to be too itchy.
And fluff from my undies starts sticking velcro fashion to my spuds after a day or two.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:27, archived)

^ this ^
real men don't use a gaurd :D
( The King of Hats Bowie borrowed my jumper, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:27, archived)

you'll find real men use a razor.

( Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:30, archived)

razor big fuck off knife
( Aphex The Mink might have laughed at the paralympics...a bit, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:33, archived)

But then the stubble grows back all uncomfortable!

( 4dam Was last seen loving horses on, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:36, archived)

ooh
what does that say?
i can't seem to stop looking at the right hand side of the picture
( Aphex The Mink might have laughed at the paralympics...a bit, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:14, archived)

blimey
words of wisdom
( Milkman Dan, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:14, archived)

attention seeking.....
:D
( The King of Hats Bowie borrowed my jumper, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:16, archived)

Look!
Just cock off, will ya! Jessie only loves ONE hat related person around here . . .


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:17, archived)

she's cute
but i'm already in love
( The King of Hats Bowie borrowed my jumper, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:19, archived)

I told you
i'm married and straight!
( ivesb has a new job!, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:20, archived)

and ginger . . .


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:29, archived)

Oh yes, absolutely there
...but then again, that was made for Dixon's sexy-tiem
( Jessie © had a really cracking night, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:21, archived)

it's always sexy-tiem
when dixie chic's on the board
( The King of Hats Bowie borrowed my jumper, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:22, archived)