That rhyme has long been overlooked for it's educational opportunities


( Jessie © is niiice, how much?, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:12, archived)

*swoons*


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frightening ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:12, archived)

*waxes*

( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:12, archived)

pfffft what the?!

( Count Vanderhoff http://www.b3ta.com/links/Jingle_With_Bells_On, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:12, archived)

haha!
you again?
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:13, archived)

*slaps*
that's no way to talk to your mother!


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frightening ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:16, archived)

WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
*sobs*
i was only asking to know if i should avert my eyes uncle dave!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:17, archived)

There, there . . .
sit on my lap and tell me all about it . . .


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frightening ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:18, archived)

*clambers up*
ow!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:19, archived)

sorry . . .
*moves empty special brew tins*

There


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frightening ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:26, archived)

this is good advice

( mediocre lens flare ambassador, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:13, archived)

Also
Don't shave your scrotum with hair clippers
( 4dam is slowly edging his way towards 20k. Be scared., Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:14, archived)

you can't tell me what to do man!
this isn't Russia!
( new_matt, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:15, archived)

in russia scrotum shaves you....

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:16, archived)

^ this ^
the bleeding didn't stop for ages....
( The King of Hats oh baby i like it raw, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:18, archived)

retards.
I do mine a grade 2 every month, and not a nick.

You've got to tug the skin so its nice and tight.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:22, archived)

Grade 2's fine
But it's not so good if you take the guard off. I've got shit clippers too.
( 4dam is slowly edging his way towards 20k. Be scared., Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:26, archived)

I find going down to zero to be too itchy.
And fluff from my undies starts sticking velcro fashion to my spuds after a day or two.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:27, archived)

^ this ^
real men don't use a gaurd :D
( The King of Hats oh baby i like it raw, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:27, archived)

you'll find real men use a razor.

( Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:30, archived)

razor big fuck off knife
( Aphex The Mink the new Dr Who?, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:33, archived)

But then the stubble grows back all uncomfortable!

( 4dam is slowly edging his way towards 20k. Be scared., Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:36, archived)

ooh
what does that say?
i can't seem to stop looking at the right hand side of the picture
( Aphex The Mink the new Dr Who?, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:14, archived)

blimey
words of wisdom
( Milkman Dan, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:14, archived)

attention seeking.....
:D
( The King of Hats oh baby i like it raw, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:16, archived)

Look!
Just cock off, will ya! Jessie only loves ONE hat related person around here . . .


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frightening ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:17, archived)

she's cute
but i'm already in love
( The King of Hats oh baby i like it raw, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:19, archived)

I told you
i'm married and straight!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:20, archived)

and ginger . . .


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frightening ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:29, archived)

Oh yes, absolutely there
...but then again, that was made for Dixon's sexy-tiem
( Jessie © is niiice, how much?, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:21, archived)

it's always sexy-tiem
when dixie chic's on the board
( The King of Hats oh baby i like it raw, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 13:22, archived)