first post

please be gentle

From the Kids' Anti-drug Posters challenge. See all 290 entries (closed)

(Lassiriven, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 22:14, archived)

lord almighty
his cock is ginormous!
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 22:14, archived)

maybe it fell off due to the effect of gravity?
because of it's inordinate bulkage
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 22:15, archived)

ahhh
how dare they blame drugs...
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 22:16, archived)

Huge balls.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 22:20, archived)

great big throbbing cockballs

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 22:20, archived)

indeed
drugs are bad

but giving children supplements because it helps their "brain development" is great

no doubt these "supplements" will be mandatory before long, I can't imagine _anything_ dodgy about this idea
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 22:20, archived)

I sense sarcasm...
don't make me use my lazer vision which I discovered I had quite shortly after I started taking those pills the doctor gave me...
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 22:21, archived)

OMG LASERS!
if I had laser vision, I'd use it for evil, naturally, as would anyone else
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 22:25, archived)

T.J. FUCK!!! THEY TOOK DOWN HIS PICTURE!
result!!

www.bcm-law.com/Bio/MichaelBrandow.asp
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 22:15, archived)

hahahahahah
the poor soul

edit: i downloaded the chords and lyrics for 'whispering grass'
but there's no way i can play it yet, there are some seriously tricky chords there
( mictoboy, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 22:16, archived)

that's cool, keep at it

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 22:50, archived)

Too late
Mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaa
( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 22:16, archived)

ris?
?
(Mikey_C is on the internet. mikeynet.co.uk, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 22:19, archived)

I missed it. Did you save it and upload it to somewhere? :P

( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 22:20, archived)

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 22:21, archived)

Charles Manson eyes!

(Bumsmells, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 22:23, archived)

Hahaha :D

( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 22:23, archived)

Hahahaha
I've only just come back online and he's still here.
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 22:27, archived)

i didnt see him
was he a funny looking fellow?
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 22:21, archived)

*is gentle*
*speeds up*
*gets brutal*
*pink sock*
*cums*

sorry, got a bit carried away
( mictoboy, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 22:15, archived)

3 years, 11 months and 26 days
1st post??!!

damn!
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 22:16, archived)

yep,
been busy right after i registered i started a family
(Lassiriven, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 22:17, archived)

a family of what?
deer?

Mice?

oompa loompas?

c'mon, spill the beans!
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 22:18, archived)

nonono
he started a family
with a pull cord
( mictoboy, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 22:19, archived)

winnar!
yep beans
(Lassiriven, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 22:19, archived)

it stopped now?

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 29 Mar 2007, 22:19, archived)

*feels like a very poor parent*

( mictoboy, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 22:19, archived)

hahahaha so you should!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 22:20, archived)

so now they are all dead ?

(picitujeromanov, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 22:19, archived)

So, you registered
then like a few minutes later you started making said family?
( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 22:21, archived)

silly putty, or blu tack?

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 22:22, archived)

well I can safely say that's false


/sugerpuff pee
( prodigy69 missing a tooth, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 22:18, archived)

so I'm not the only one
how the hell can pee smell like sugarpuffs? It fucking blows me away. I've not had sugarpuffs in a decade or more
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 22:19, archived)

you are dehydrated
that and possible have a high protein count in your wee wee. the Protein breaks down into glucose to give you that sweet smell.
Long Story short get to a clap clinic it sounds like you have an NSU or Chylamidia.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 29 Mar 2007, 22:21, archived)

or he just needs to drink more

( mictoboy, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 22:24, archived)

wouldn't account for the sweet smell
Dehydration just makes it smell stronger
Edit: I just said possible, as I have not myself mesured the protein count in his piss.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 29 Mar 2007, 22:25, archived)

haha one of lifes little funnies :)

( prodigy69 missing a tooth, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 22:22, archived)

Why was he chasing that dog with his cock out anyway?

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 29 Mar 2007, 22:20, archived)

its
a kitten
(Lassiriven, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 22:21, archived)

that makes it alright then
carry on
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 29 Mar 2007, 22:22, archived)