I already did!
and applied a fresh coat of primula cheese spread


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 15:40, archived)

WHAT?
How will that be fresh for tomorrow? You need fresher titfer millernery!
( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 15:42, archived)

Primula cheese spread keeps as long out of the fridge
for the same amount of time as semen . . .

for the obvious reason


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 15:45, archived)

Read the fine print
it does, but not on hats!
( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 15:52, archived)