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(I helped save b3ta! Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Tue 3 Apr 2007, 10:48, archived)
# this is more like it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Apr 2007, 10:49, archived)
# hahahahahaha crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 10:49, archived)
# that's disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 10:49, archived)
# My work is done...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Tue 3 Apr 2007, 10:53, archived)
# you lurk too often
more of this kind of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Apr 2007, 10:57, archived)
# This'll be in Zoo next week
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 3 Apr 2007, 11:02, archived)
# she belongs in a zoo anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Apr 2007, 11:05, archived)
# the animated edition
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 11:09, archived)
# i like this!
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Favouritism!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 10:50, archived)
# Well it's not on the FP yet
...

[edit] now it is
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 10:52, archived)
# 'not a lot'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 10:50, archived)
# the board clock
has fixed itself. yay!

edit: ninja!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 10:51, archived)
# good lord i thought you was a b3ta myth!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 10:51, archived)
# He is
He's a figment of your imagination
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 10:52, archived)
# GO AWAY!!! I DON'T BELIVE IN YOU!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Permission for lip to wobble sir?
*sobs*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 10:54, archived)
# tuck that lip away soldier!
now, strip down to yer skivvies and give me 50!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 10:55, archived)
# *strips*
1.....2.....3......4.....
*passes out*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 10:56, archived)
# heh heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 10:57, archived)
# *takes pictures*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 10:58, archived)
# ^ this
1. Takes Pictures
2. Sells
14. *PROFITS*
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 11:01, archived)
# HI!
edit: i've been lurking in case i get shouted at. i forgot to sort out my nekkid pic last night!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 11:03, archived)
# *SHOUTS*
Sort it. And I'll sort a wet t-shirt pic for my 1000
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 11:09, archived)
# it'll have to be tomorrow i'm afraid
and anyway, i've seen loads of wet t-shirts.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 11:09, archived)
# You've not seen my dog wearing one
I hope
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 11:11, archived)
# no, no that's true
*twirls finger next to temple*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 11:15, archived)
# do it for your 8192
be proper geeky
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 11:09, archived)
# smart thinking that
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 11:19, archived)
# get your trousers off then.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 11:22, archived)
# eh?
*looks down*

they're already off
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 11:26, archived)
# I sat and suffered that on Sunday until "24" came on
she is quite repellent.

nicely executed, though. In all respects.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Needs more brain
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 10:49, archived)
# there isn't any
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Apr 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Fair point
In that case, needs more skull fragments
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 11:07, archived)
# yes!
although an elephant gun would be better for the fat bitch....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 10:49, archived)
# YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
"I like this"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 10:50, archived)
# I can't believe that programme made me feel sorry for Paul Daniels
or think he and Debbie McGee were normal!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 10:50, archived)
# I'm glad I wasn't the only one
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 10:51, archived)
# I feel sorry for her bloke
has to put up with vanessa and her almost identical daughter. Then get bossed around by Debbie McGee! How bad does you life have to be for you to have Debbie McGee as a life coach!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 10:54, archived)
# gah! life coach....
my boss made me see a life coach once.
dozy cow she was.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 10:56, archived)
# her bloke was the only one i didn't come into the programme disliking
he soon sorted that out in a few minutes
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 10:59, archived)
# The boyfriend?
He was like some sort of clichéd Little Britain/Viz character, singing that tune at any opportunity. I hated him most.
(cormee, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Wow. I never knew the lovely Debbie McGee had it in her.
But I'm glad she did.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 10:51, archived)
# according to paul, she does
...any time of day
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 11:00, archived)
#
paulthe alsatian
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 11:27, archived)
# brilliant!
may i join your fan club?
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Sure :)
Just send a £25 postal order ;)
btw the Noel cancer anim is top notch!
(I helped save b3ta! Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Tue 3 Apr 2007, 11:09, archived)
# ta!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Top Notch!
EDIT: Congrats on FP!
(Dooley, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 10:52, archived)
# bloody hell!
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 10:55, archived)
# oh fuck lol
*more of this please*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 11:00, archived)
# *gets influenced
*does for real
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 3 Apr 2007, 11:00, archived)
# this is good
no no. great, its great muwhahahaha
(anne franks drum kit Vat is dis banging noise from ze attic?, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Excellent....
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 11:06, archived)
# i cant believe this got FP
weirdos
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Haha,
what do you expect on b3ta? Kittens? No, wait...
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 14:33, archived)
# *fears*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Please...
tell me there is no photo/video manipulation used in that clip.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Which made me think...
The source for that must be actually disturbing. As it's NOT The Feltz getting shot in the head...
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 15:24, archived)
# It was...
the source clip was released as "snuff" but it is was revealed as being faked.
The original clip when examined reveals that the blood spurt is a few inches behind her head
when it explodes and there is no entry wound from the gunshot, also there was no muzzle flash.
So in my opinion no-one was really hurt in the making of this clip...
(I helped save b3ta! Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Tue 3 Apr 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Thank God for that!
Thanks man, I saw that a few years ago and it freaked me right out. I didn't really buy the blood but the woman's pleading was extremely convincing. You got a link to any info about it? I'd like to eradicate it from my nightmares.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 16:18, archived)
# only link is for the original clip...
videovat.com

however I do remember C4 did a documentry
on snuff films a couple of years ago and
the clip featured in it then, so a torrent
search may help...or try urban legends on
a google search...
(I helped save b3ta! Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Tue 3 Apr 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Oh God, yes this^^ please God.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 22:30, archived)