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( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 23:59, archived)

teeth!
what damage have other b3tards done to theirs?
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:01, archived)

i chipped my front tooth a little bit
when someone hit the glass bottle i was drinking from. They did it on purpose too. How nasty.

Edit: I also got my wisdom tooth out and after an hour of gouging the dentist said it was over. What he didnt mention was that for the next 2 weeks my mouth would smell like death and it would look like I had a tennis ball in my mouth. One night i decided to brush the area very hard, something burst, then I spat out a piece of rotten tooth. I didnt go back to that dentist.
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:11, archived)

Oof.

( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:15, archived)

that piece of rotten tooth is usually
a bone fragment
do you know how hard it is to take out a wisdom tooth? typical ungrateful person
( Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:17, archived)

well
I can't say I was grateful for not being able to eat and feeling sick from the taste in my mouth until I dealt with it myself.
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:20, archived)

well tis your tooth
nobody else grew it, nobody else had it in their mouth, it must be your fault not the dentists right?
( Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:21, archived)

must be
although I blame the asylum seekers.

/ukip
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:23, archived)

i blame the polish
now they invade us
( Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:23, archived)

It's bound to happen
What we need is a police state.

Something like "Hard Target" where all polish and all teeth are hunted for sport.
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:28, archived)

i also have a chipped tooth from a similar (accidental) situation
i tell people it was from a bottle of beer
but really, it was a bottle of hooch
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:17, archived)

hahaha!
mine was a bottle of irnbru but I say I got it chipped in a fight with a tiger in the wilderness
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:22, archived)

Mine are all stained from too many cigs :(
But this can be fixed easily with my handsome dentist.
( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:13, archived)

^this
+coffee and -handsome
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:16, archived)

Red wine doesnt help either.
*sigh*
( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:17, archived)

It helps my dentist become more handsome though

( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:18, archived)

Handsome dentists make wine, coffee and cigarettes worthwhile

( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:19, archived)

Handsome dentists make wine, coffee and cigarettes are worthwhile
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:27, archived)

You really dont need to tell me this :)

( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:29, archived)

:D
*smokes*

but it's too late for coffee and i have no wine. :(
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:33, archived)

Have tea!
Thats the REAL king of drinks :)
( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:35, archived)

I am now...
altho for some reason I'm a little ashamed to admit it's strawberry tea :D

/no Tetley in germany
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:44, archived)

Tetley?
You freak.

/posts some Yorkshire Tea, to save your soul.
( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:46, archived)

I'm more of an Earl Grey man myself...

( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:49, archived)

I wish I stilled smoked
but I only allow myself one vice :(
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:17, archived)

whores?

( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:17, archived)

Bah!
Have many, life is for living and then dying at the end of it.
( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:18, archived)

*goes to amazon*
'Teach Yourself Dentistry'
.
*Buys twelvety copies*
( paranoiaman, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:26, archived)

read them backwards
twice
( Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:27, archived)

excellent & informative
i shall certainly look all street ruffians full in the mouth before conversing with them in future
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:02, archived)

hm
that molar is a premolar
( Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:03, archived)

you see what drugs do to your mouth?

( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:08, archived)

i am not ned today
or tomorrow
( Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:12, archived)

How very informative!

( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:13, archived)