i also have a chipped tooth from a similar (accidental) situation
i tell people it was from a bottle of beer
but really, it was a bottle of hooch
( plentyofants quite fancies trachea transplant woman, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:17, archived)

hahaha!
mine was a bottle of irnbru but I say I got it chipped in a fight with a tiger in the wilderness
( dbroon mnuuuh, ah hadda fot a vaaaaat, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 0:22, archived)