I Hope You All Agree With Me


From the If Ads Told The Truth challenge. See all 457 entries (closed)

(__, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:32, archived)

hahahaha!!!!

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:33, archived)

I hate the new box
but removing the cancer giving red smarties* is a good move
*Playground FACT since 1972
( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:33, archived)

the new box is rubbish
you can't stamp on it causing the lid to shoot off like you could with the tubes :(
( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:35, archived)

you can't?
that's shit
( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:36, archived)

Y'What....?
Boycott Nestle.. Again...

(Can you still take one end of and fire the caps like a pea shooter?)
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:36, archived)

there are no caps
it's just a built in cardboard lid
( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:55, archived)

That is a crime against Children....
Fucking Nestle...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:07, archived)

When I used to buy Smarties it felt like I was buying a weapon
which just happened to be filled with chocolates.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:37, archived)

And you can't put them on your cat's legs
to make it walk like a robot*


*only funny Jimmy Carr joke ever
(Gyrate is watching you masturbate, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:40, archived)

This ^

(Bumsmells, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:44, archived)

Yeah!
And who the hell wants to go into a shop and say, "Hi, I'd like a hexagonal prism of smarties, please."
"You mean a tube, mate?"
"Does it look like a tube you utter blend?"
"Yeah..."
"And that is precisely why you work in a fucking corner shop."
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:13, archived)

Weren't the purple ones coloured with dead marmots?

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:35, archived)

they weren't dead

( Gruffi Savalas it's not the principle. It's the money., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:44, archived)

nestle are evil!
that is all


*clicks*
( prodigy69 's World of Stuff, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:34, archived)

^^ Agreed

( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:35, archived)

^ this
hard.
They ruin many a childhood...by ending them before they even get going. Bastard infanticidal corporation.
( moogy boobles, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 12:38, archived)

the box is hexagonal????
*starts revolution in anger*
( brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:34, archived)

This means you can't collect the letter printed on the other side of the lids.

(__, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:37, archived)

it was the blue ones making all the kids doolally wasn't it?

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:34, archived)

But, that was the fucking POINT in them!
It was the closest thing I got to drugs when I was younger
(__, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:36, archived)

they didn't have blue ones when I was a kid
:(
( brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:37, archived)

Eat 2 Bags of Skittles and a Bottle of Full Caffiene/Sugar Cola...
Shake well and fire off like a Rocket Ship...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:37, archived)

hahaha

( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:35, archived)

hahaha

( Milkman Dan, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:40, archived)

.
brilliant!

i used to collect the little lids with letters on, they fucked that up AND got rid of the smarties... so much hate.
(jade, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:41, archived)

hahahahaha! this gets my vote.
Also - opal fruits now starburst: fuckers!
( Count Vanderhoff knulla mora di på, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:46, archived)

They had to get rid of the blue ones
as the only natural blue pigment is stuff that you really, really don't want to be eating.
( wheelybird grep | grep | grep, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:12, archived)