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(benito vaselini all American cowgirl chick, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:37, archived)

Amen to that.
;)
(DaveyDoodlebug is a doodley bugger, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:38, archived)

Thats a fucking painful way to die
OD - dont do it. jump in front of a rush hour tube and delay all of London :)
(waxdart gave up standup today,, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:38, archived)

*emos*
They wouldn't notice if it was me

:D
( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:40, archived)

they wouldn't be able to tell if the train crushes your fucking head.
only for dental will you be known.
(waxdart gave up standup today,, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:41, archived)

I was joking that they wouldn't delay the trains, they'd just carry on.

( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:44, archived)

What if
you'd never been to a dentist?
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:44, archived)

Would it still
make a sound?
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:49, archived)

if you reply to yourself, then
YES
(waxdart gave up standup today,, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:50, archived)

then you'd look like this

(waxdart gave up standup today,, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:50, archived)

Reminds me
of Cresswell Crags
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:51, archived)

fucksocks
beat me to it...

Goes great on a cracker!
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:52, archived)

reminds me of the SNL skit...
of british toothpaste...

Please don't hurt me...
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:51, archived)

It's yeknom repost day!

( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 19:03, archived)

( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 19:09, archived)

Just
tell a Roma supporter that his team are shit - should have the same effect
( Puromycin will be scraping his "special" underpants on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:40, archived)

/topical

( NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:59, archived)

Don't do stuff like that
Treats the symtoms not the cause.

EDIT: I know it's arrogant loving your own ones, but it's sorta linked.


( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:43, archived)

Ohh...wouldn't want to go that way.

( NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:58, archived)

drugs are good mmmkay?

( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 19:06, archived)

Yes she would
1) Yerk
2) Is he following me again?!
( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 19:18, archived)

having a gay son is hardly a reason to top yourself
a tad homophobic perhaps
( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/links/749374, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 19:21, archived)