I hate pretentious coffee bars...."Pretentious MOI?".....


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(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 19:20, archived)

I once bought a coffee for 25p
it was dead good too, the had chocolate sprinkles and everything
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 19:21, archived)

they provided one of those coffee chocolates, the nice bitter ones

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 19:21, archived)

and they were very polite
the gentleman that served me this beverage always had a smile, distant but loving
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 19:22, archived)

what I didn't enjoy is to cut overheads I was used as a "comfy seat" by a lady who smelt of eggs and was approximately 20 stone

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 19:22, archived)

then they all raped me
one by one
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 19:23, archived)

it was a nice cup of coffee though

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 19:23, archived)

I still have the tape

( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/links/749374, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 19:23, archived)

I've been asked
to shopfit a whole load more of those places. I declined on principle. ( the principle being that 3 months of work this year is quite enough for me thankyou vey much )
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 19:21, archived)

I read that as "shoplift"
and couldn't work out why you'd be asked to do that... or why you'd only do that 3 months a year....
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:11, archived)

was only 1.25 for a tea last time I was there
and it was a really large mug it came in. Nice tea too, Twinnings.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 19:23, archived)

You probably
didn't go into the Taunton branch......I think they have a franchise system so quality of service and product can be variable(just to be fair)
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 19:26, archived)