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( Maladicta, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 20:43, archived)

Sorry don't geddit
But I feel I have to...


( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 20:45, archived)

Right? Left? Centre? And ancient?

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 20:46, archived)

Well I did do it quite some time ago
(The image on the 'artist':P

Although I did have to do supplier consultant for the venue where the twunt was playing. He had the runs and I personally nicked all the bog roll for the entire backstage area (the venue, not his:P)
( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 20:48, archived)

so's this

(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 20:45, archived)

why does the one in the middle with black hair
look like she's been badly shopped in?
( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 20:45, archived)

Possibly
because she's the only one who ever seems to get any coverage. So maybe the others hate her or something and refused to be photographed with her.
( Maladicta, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 20:46, archived)

you know, I have to say
"hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

this warrants closer inspection

ashly

is it my imagination or is the whole thing just one big cut and paste job?
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 20:46, archived)

the one on the right appears to have someone else's face too
it's bizarre
( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 20:47, archived)

it's the magic of the music industry innit

( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 20:51, archived)

Coz I think she let one slip.

( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 20:46, archived)

out of her bottom!

( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 20:47, archived)

^this.
This is why there's so much blurriness about.
( Maladicta, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 20:48, archived)

it is the density of the gasses
that is causing optical blurment
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 20:52, archived)

because they're all shit
and I hate them.
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 20:49, archived)

You're going to be eaten alive

( Drunken Vet, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 20:45, archived)

By a horde of angry keetons?

( Maladicta, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 20:47, archived)

You can tell my their strained faces
that they are blatantly sucking their bellies in.
( Fluffy elephants, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 20:46, archived)

and pushing their bosoms out

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 20:49, archived)

Well . . . attempting to.

( Fluffy elephants, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 20:50, archived)

CRAP
try harder
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 20:47, archived)

Hah
They are wank, just like most pop.
(bonzos, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 20:49, archived)

( mr horrible, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 20:50, archived)

This made me giggle.

( Fluffy elephants, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 20:52, archived)

glad to be of service

( mr horrible, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 20:58, archived)

Do them all!
Funny-ness!
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 21:01, archived)

all with that head?

( mr horrible, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 21:03, archived)

( mictoboy, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 21:02, archived)

come now, they're hardly dogs now are they

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 21:04, archived)

in comparison
i'd rather sex up a daschund (except maybe the one in the middle)
( mictoboy, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 21:08, archived)