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From the If Ads Told The Truth challenge. See all 457 entries (closed)

( Puromycin will be scraping his "special" underpants on, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 11:19, archived)

i'm so hard
right now i could pierce denim
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 11:20, archived)

pierce denim cut glass
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 11:21, archived)

saw
plasterboard
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 11:22, archived)

someone had the daily sport in our common room
it had an advert with "TEXT GRAN TO 81888 FOR GRANS IN YOUR AREA"

I'm still shivering*.

_{*may have texted}
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 11:21, archived)

*sends text*

( Puromycin will be scraping his "special" underpants on, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 11:22, archived)

why have i just recieved a load of texts?!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 11:21, archived)

Sorry - as my outsourcing agent, you will need to deal with these.

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 11:22, archived)

*grumbles*
*deals*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 11:24, archived)

Want to chat to a beautiful area in your girl?

( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 11:22, archived)

Hahaha
I think I know her...
( i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 11:23, archived)

Haha!
Spot on!

Old skool paintmash repost:

( NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 10 Apr 2007, 11:24, archived)

hahahahhahah!

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 11:29, archived)

Genuine LOL @ "no bees"

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 11:38, archived)

this is fab
made me LOL too
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 11:46, archived)