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( new_matt, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 14:34, archived)

LIES!

( Weetobix, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 14:35, archived)

you are a door-opening monkey
and i claim my five pounds
( new_matt, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 14:36, archived)

not by much :)

( mictoboy zombies are shit, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 14:35, archived)

I make it by -4% ashally . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 14:37, archived)

Micto, can I ask you a quick question?
Last night over dinner, my neighbour's phone rang. He'd put some tunes on the interweb in mp3 format, and his DJ mate was trying to download them, but was using a M*c. Every time he went to the link the M*c would automatically stream and play them, but he wanted to download them to his hard drive. My neighbour said, "Well, can't you right-click and 'Save Target As'?" but obviously he couldn't. There were six of us, all fairly computer-literate, sat there offering advice, but nothing we suggested worked. How would you go about performing this kind of task on a Mac? I dimly remember trying to do the same on an ex-girlfriend's OSX machine and eventually giving up in frustration.
( Ain't nothin' but the E to the M to the motherfuckin' V cyberpimp, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 14:41, archived)

Get a PC with windows!
They're GREAT!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 14:43, archived)

Well obviously
but there must be a way to perform simple tasks - like download a file - on a Mac...
( Ain't nothin' but the E to the M to the motherfuckin' V cyberpimp, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 14:46, archived)

tell him ( mp3 guy) to zip
the files up into a format that stuffit expander can work with and then get Mac guy to download the archive.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 14:48, archived)

Ah ok
so there's no easy way of downloading an mp3 on a Mac?
( Ain't nothin' but the E to the M to the motherfuckin' V cyberpimp, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 14:50, archived)

yes there is
consider yourself GAZ'ed
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 14:51, archived)

also, in the browser window playing the mp3
ther should be a pointy arrow with a drop down menu, which will allow 'save as source'
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 14:52, archived)

Ctrl-click
Save as. Or use a two-button mouse, or when in the file-playing window go to the file menu and choose "save as"

EDIT: The board is eating my response. Why? I also wrote some other ways to achive file saving nirvana, but they won't appear.
EDIT 2: Works now, strange

It's funny, but I was having a similar conversation the other day with a windows user who couldn't work it out.
( littlefish is at the cutting edge..... ow!, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 15:02, archived)

don't you shift-click?
or apple-click, or flange-click or summat?
(coobeastie I wish I was in Greenall Whitley Land, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 14:52, archived)

CMD-click?

( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 14:56, archived)

try dragging the link to the desktop

( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 14:48, archived)

Really?
does that work?
( Ain't nothin' but the E to the M to the motherfuckin' V cyberpimp, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 14:48, archived)

I think It may do
/not a mac owner, but have used them a couple of times
( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 14:49, archived)

Same here
my ex had one, but after drinking a million beers one night I urinated on it in my sleep, thinking it was a toilet
( Ain't nothin' but the E to the M to the motherfuckin' V cyberpimp, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 14:51, archived)

hahaha an easy mistake to make

( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 14:53, archived)

Isn't it ctrl+click on a Mac?
Where are the Mac users when somebody actually asks for some advice?
( Battle Camel, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 14:53, archived)

trying to gett the scroll ball to work on the shitty mac mouse

( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 14:54, archived)

better?

( new_matt, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 14:46, archived)

yes.... but is not better than sitting in the park drinking VK's
yay!!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 14:36, archived)

Britain's bingoing mad
I went to bingo once, I was the only

a) male
b) non-smoker
c) person under 65

/dull blog
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 14:37, archived)

Woo!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 14:39, archived)