Speaking from experience...


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( Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 22:39, archived)

I didn't cry when I found my dad's porn
although I did when my mum walked in.
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 22:40, archived)

i misread 'walked' three times in a row there

( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 22:43, archived)

haha
I had to check.
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 22:45, archived)

haha
makes "i like this comment" button and clicks it furiously hahahah
( FIEND, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 22:44, archived)

Why did you cry
did you hit the donkey porn jackpot?
( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 22:40, archived)

is that £25, with a repeat chance?

(coobeastie I wish I was in Greenall Whitley Land, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 22:42, archived)

25 inches, more like

( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 22:43, archived)

Well I was 26 at the time and it was quite embarassing
When we were kids my mate found a load of hermaphrodite porn in his father's shed - he used to bring them to school he was so proud.
( Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 22:42, archived)

well, it's better than ammonite porn anyway

or so I heard
( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 22:44, archived)

and clearly superior to Hittite porn

( mr horrible, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 22:47, archived)

Hey!
I don't know how I would've survived adolescenthood without finding my dads pr0n!
( KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 22:41, archived)