I do not like your nigerian scams. I do not like them, Sam I am.

(WillF alarmed by the seduction, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 5:59, archived)

STOP THE COMP
WE HAVE A WINNAR - HAHAHAHAHAHA WOO UNT YAYSKI!
( Zank Frappa it is our duty to think god out of existence!, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 6:18, archived)

haha
*clicks*

I've been getting alot of old-fashioned spam mail from people wanting me to "refinance" my student loan
( Krog3r has acquired some deceant lurkage, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 6:31, archived)

*PFFFFFT*
gah...I'm laaaate....byeeee
(this week i am mostly - useless, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 7:03, archived)

bloomin' ace!

( mediocre puts the mediocre in intemediocrernet, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 7:09, archived)

Fuck yes.

( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 7:35, archived)

Utter genius, that is.
Woo-somes!

: :) - Hippo nose!
(daveiscoolyeah Hate something, change something..., Thu 12 Apr 2007, 7:42, archived)

hahah
top!
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 7:47, archived)

Oh man, Oh man:
The race is ran!

The fans all go:

SHAZAM!

I am in awe, I raise a dram.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! and I will give you a sample, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 8:36, archived)