Those who know will know, those who don't will RIS

I'll never forget this damned book as long as i live...

From the Self Help Books For Kids challenge. See all 290 entries (closed)

( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:50, archived)

zombie?

( mictoboy zombies are shit, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:50, archived)

That's exactly what I thought

( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:51, archived)

OI!
do you mind pissing elsewhere?
( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:52, archived)

I DO need the loo
But I can't be arsed moving
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:53, archived)

Aim for the face!

(looking spiffy WHERE'S THE MONEY, NOREEN?, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:57, archived)

that was my first thought too

( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:51, archived)

Evil kids book...
with nasty ending, very strange moral message too...
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:52, archived)

my girlfriend
bought my son a book yesterday.
the story is basically,
if you don't tidy your room monsters will come out from under your bed and break all your toys!

shocking
( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:54, archived)

but it's TRUE!

( mictoboy zombies are shit, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:55, archived)

could have been worse
could have been the kids legs
( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/links/749374, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:55, archived)

hahaha good point.
*writes kids book*
*profit*
( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:56, archived)

In this one
the kids get eaten at the end! All thats left is his shoe! Most upsetting
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:55, archived)

On a hippy trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:53, archived)

no wonder she's covering her eyes
she seems to be staring into a projector.
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:52, archived)

hehe
yes that does hurt. If you ever read this book blindness would be a release...
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:56, archived)

'ning btw

( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:58, archived)

Loved that book
Most traumatising story for me was that of Tom Suck-a-Thumb.
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:52, archived)

my daughter hates that book
she can look at my zombies and not flinch but is scared of not now bernard - kids huh!! :o)
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:00, archived)

I don't remember being disturbed by it
Then again I did write a story some years later where a girl gets stabbed though the neck with a screwdriver...
(looking spiffy WHERE'S THE MONEY, NOREEN?, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:03, archived)

Mills & Boon would love to publish that.

( RiffRaff Speaks fluent Blemish, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:14, archived)