Just found this in the attic..

.. it's a step-by-step guide.

From the Self Help Books For Kids challenge. See all 290 entries (closed)

( sponge monkey is knitting himself, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:55, archived)

aaaargh!

( mictoboy zombies are shit, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:56, archived)

stepbystep...
oh god..
( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:56, archived)

oh ok then
Saturady night
and I like the way you move...
be my bay~bee
( The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:58, archived)

that was whigfield

( mictoboy zombies are shit, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:10, archived)

*spangs*
*hard*
( Ain't nothin' but the E to the M to the motherfuckin' V cyberpimp, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:56, archived)

^this^
only harder.
( mutster101 fell over, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:59, archived)

I think I need "12 steps and how to follow them"

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 14:58, archived)

Hahaha!
Coffee-table book next, please!
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:01, archived)

arf!
*spang*
( pzyko vs the truth about electric can opener reviews, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:08, archived)

*groans*
hurrah for poor jokes
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:09, archived)

dairy me...

( Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:48, archived)