with sincere apologies to londoner....


re: this fine effort. mine's shit, but it was in my head.
( postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 2:24, archived)

thats a bit racialist is it not?
I smoke far more weed than the average Rasta.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Apr 2007, 2:29, archived)

race is not involved, religion is.
weed is a sacrament to rastafarians. it's like making magic cracker jokes about catholics.
( postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 2:31, archived)

Just kidding mate
I see no harm done here
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Apr 2007, 2:32, archived)

no worries, i didn't take it negatively.
being a mongrel, race is always a laugh for me.
( postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 2:33, archived)

me too :D
black and jewish, But I pretend to be of latino decent
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Apr 2007, 2:35, archived)

you are blewish!
not the idweal skin tone, makes you look dead :)
( postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 2:43, archived)

Jaundice is what I get a lot
but at least I got a massive...... Nose
and HUUUUUUUUGE...... lips
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Apr 2007, 2:44, archived)

i got graced with enormous...
..feet.

yay for difficulties finding shoes.
( postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 2:46, archived)

do you have to ask shoe assistants
"Just bring out what you got in a size 12/13 please" only to be presented with two pairs of farcking trainers in the whole shop too?

I thought I was the only one, *sniff*
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Apr 2007, 2:48, archived)

i mostly buy from specialty shops or warehouse outlets.
easier that way. though i did find a pair of dress shoes in a charity shop recently.
( postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 2:50, archived)

interesting
I shall check oxfam.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Apr 2007, 2:51, archived)

also look in other people's closets when at parties.
or marry a cobbler.

do cobblers still exist?
( postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 2:55, archived)

I hope so
or I gave me keys to some random guy to be cut!
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Apr 2007, 2:58, archived)

shoemaker is not keymaker!
wainwright is obsolete too, i bet.
( postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 3:00, archived)

Cobblers always seem to cut keys now a days
at least they do norht of the border.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Apr 2007, 3:02, archived)

really?
we get surgeons and porn stars doing that 'round these parts.
( postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 3:06, archived)

that green shit is harsh!
edit:
have a work in progress gone wrong. hitting CTRL-Z wound up being far more entertaining than the finished product

( PedroHin Once again cheated death on, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 2:29, archived)

it's all i have right now, aside from some mushrooms.
edit: haha, that's great for the drugged among us!
( postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 2:31, archived)

Way wicked!
Some of the best inventions came about by . . .

Aaaaaaaaaarg............oops . . .
( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 2:51, archived)

He's taking forever to roll that.
No WOnder he needs a 'how to' boOk.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 2:40, archived)

he's but a child, let him learn.
as long as he shares, he's a good lad.
( postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 2:44, archived)

a stealth WOO
how Clever bUt i caN'T be fooled!!
( PedroHin Once again cheated death on, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 2:44, archived)

doesn't look like it's his first.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Mon 16 Apr 2007, 2:55, archived)

don't question me!
i have no answers. well, none that matter.
( postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 2:57, archived)

what's a ZANDring?

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Mon 16 Apr 2007, 3:02, archived)

it's a german term.
means: blank page with lots of blocked pop-ups.
( postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 3:05, archived)

Hahahahahaha
If only every spliff could be like our first.......
( The invisable man If I don't reply, My computer keeps dying suddenly, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 3:09, archived)

forced on us by frustrated parents who are tired of our yowling?

( postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 3:17, archived)

hahahaha.!!
I'm just about to go to bed ......and after your comment (now with visions in my head) that my parents are comming around to force me to smoke spliffs..!!!!!.... night night b3ta......
( The invisable man If I don't reply, My computer keeps dying suddenly, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 3:26, archived)