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Apologies if it has.


From the Self Help Books For Kids challenge. See all 290 entries (closed)

(Gormo is the reason why paradise lost, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 20:20, archived)

But baby tears are at least 40% proof.

( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 20:23, archived)

proof of what?
sexyness?
( The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 20:24, archived)

Lubrication

( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 20:24, archived)

should have expected that
if any b3ta user ever turns out to be a peado, and gets caught, and police and parents get a hold of some of the things we toss around here...
( wjh31, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 20:25, archived)

And I would have got away with it
If it weren't for you damn pesky kids!
( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 20:29, archived)

And your soft, supple flesh!

( TheAlchemist *air sandwiches*, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 20:32, archived)

And your copious bumholes

( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 20:35, archived)

bugger
now i cant stand up
( wjh31, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 20:37, archived)

That's what Elton said.

( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 20:44, archived)

'beat your child quiet'-
every dad's bible!
( RiffRaff Speaks fluent Blemish, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 20:23, archived)

what the hell is that drink?
i want two.

edit: oh my god, six posts to 8,000. :(
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 20:29, archived)

get your cock out
I have. Twice.
( mr horrible, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 20:30, archived)

in your life?
i pity your girlfriend
( wjh31, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 20:32, archived)

nudity?

( wjh31, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 20:30, archived)

Huzzah!!
wang in face, AHOY!
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 20:32, archived)