Eartha Kitt?


Still a noob at this, hence the shit post, literally.

From the You're Having a Giraffe challenge. See all 206 entries (closed)

( Monty Propps, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:57, archived)

ignores
ewww its supper time you fucktard!
(Gratch, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:57, archived)

I hope you're having
Sausages.
( Monty Propps, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:58, archived)

Mississippi mud pie.

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:02, archived)

Supper at
Dr Gillian Mckeith's house
( Monty Propps, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:06, archived)

I'm telling your mum!

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:58, archived)

:(

(Derek Acorah's Spirit Guide Sam, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:58, archived)

THAT
is sheer doody BRILLIANCE!
( Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:58, archived)

and a nice 'shop

( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:29, archived)

Really? Thank you.
It looked iffy until it reduced it. there are definate seams, blurry ones, but there nonetheless.
( Monty Propps, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:43, archived)

I was just putting a malteser into my mouth when this appeared
Good one but yeeeeeeeuk.

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:58, archived)

I was eating a poo when I saw this
and that pic of Eartha Kitt has put me right off it.
( kinks This is not an ah situation, Wed 2 May 2007, 19:59, archived)

!

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:00, archived)

Not really.
I just can't stand Eartha Kitt.
( kinks This is not an ah situation, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:01, archived)

Imagine it's
Shirley Bassey.
( Monty Propps, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:01, archived)

She's even worse.
A few years ago I read that she was horrible to her sister who was living in poverty in Cardiff.

I thought "Right! That's it!". And it was.
( kinks This is not an ah situation, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:02, archived)

Right That's it! I am burning all my Shirley Bassey records and from now on will only listen to Barbra Streisand and Bette Midler.

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:04, archived)

That's disgusting
But also very well done
( M@n!nblacK, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:08, archived)

That's what my
Girlfriend says. Ta :)
( Monty Propps, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:09, archived)

Wooo!
excellent post sir!

Although that Toffee icecream I was looking forward to doesn't have any appeal anymore
( hedonist knocking on heaven's door...then running away, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:16, archived)

'Ning! Sir.
You'd have only regretted your indulgence in the morning..
( Monty Propps, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:19, archived)

'ning
I was having a look at doing a b3ta stroke club badge

first attempt was a bit poor though!
( hedonist knocking on heaven's door...then running away, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:20, archived)

Same here!
Though I've got a new idea.

Just looking for a decent avi of a cat being stroked and not looking happy....

Saw my consultant today, went Wooo!
( Monty Propps, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:27, archived)

lol good idea
my image involved MS Paint and MS Word Art - it didn't look very good, more the "B3ta blocky text club"

Glad your consultant appointment went well, what did they say?
( hedonist knocking on heaven's door...then running away, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:31, archived)

I don't have to go back for 6 months
But I'm volunteering soon so I'll be back anyway, just not as a patient :)
( Monty Propps, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:34, archived)

fantastic mate!
what will you be doing?
( hedonist knocking on heaven's door...then running away, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:41, archived)

Bit of anything, really.
Nurses, Physios, and Docs think it would be good to have some young who had a (severe) stroke around to talk too peeps and make them realise it's not the end of the world.

I'm really looking forward too it.

Toady?!?!
( Monty Propps, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:50, archived)

that sounds ace
Toadie?
( hedonist knocking on heaven's door...then running away, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:57, archived)

You were the one I saw with a pic in your
Profile of you with Toadie? Or I'm just getting mixed up and sounding odd?!
( Monty Propps, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:00, archived)

aaaah
Yes it was me, I met Toadie in Australia, along with Dee and Tad, have also been on "Ramsey Street" which was mega surreal!
( hedonist knocking on heaven's door...then running away, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:03, archived)

*Jealous*
*Strops*

:)
( Monty Propps, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:05, archived)

I shall email pics soon ;o)

( hedonist knocking on heaven's door...then running away, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:11, archived)

The porny ones too?!
Result!!!!!!
( Monty Propps, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:19, archived)

where did you find such an erect turd?
...for research purposes only of course
( Double 2 plums, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:18, archived)

3 bowls of bran flakes
1 pint of prune juice.
A dead thing I found in the garden.
17 Poops. 17 Photos.

Priceless.
( Monty Propps, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:21, archived)

hello you
Horrible memories of festival toilets.....but with more eartha
( t0ria, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:22, archived)

Hello, Chuck
please don't elaborate...
( Monty Propps, Wed 2 May 2007, 20:24, archived)