why?

( Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:30, archived)

do fools fall in love
tell me why?
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:31, archived)

i dont like mondays

( Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:31, archived)

don't lie to me.

( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:32, archived)

Don't you make me mad

( Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:33, archived)

don't make me Ang-Lee

( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:35, archived)

DONT YOU WANT ME BABY! DONT YOU WANT ME
OOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooh!
( P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 3 May 2007, 0:43, archived)

yes,

( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:31, archived)

it's not a sausage roll - its a pork pie (rhyming slang - lie)

gerrit?
(fuzzy duck ? maybe., Thu 3 May 2007, 0:33, archived)

being northern, and as a consequence, speaking the queen's English
I have no idea of this quaint vernacular, innit.
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:34, archived)

spambuggery
a hat to ye
( Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:34, archived)

*tips whippet*
'appen!
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:35, archived)

I always fall down when it comes to cockney rhyming slang
because I just make up my own as I go along, and nobody else has a clue what I'm on about.

Looks like a week's holiday from the compo for me...
( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:35, archived)

isn't it a bit mental
when you just make up words

but then I do that all the time, love a bit of neologism me :)
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:37, archived)

sounds like midnight glowing bukkake in the woods.

( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:38, archived)

a silvery fountain
glowing in the moonlight
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:39, archived)

Compound words are the best.
I was annoyed with another driver in a Tesco car park years ago, and I heard myself shout "CUNTWIT!" at the top of my voice. Then I laughed so hard I nearly crashed into him.
( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:39, archived)

FLANGEMAT!

( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:40, archived)

FLAPMASTER!

( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:41, archived)

CUMSPLEEN!

( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:44, archived)

PISSRIB!

( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:45, archived)

OVARYSLASHER!

( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:47, archived)

PUBEFLOSSER!

( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:48, archived)

SAUSAGEHOLE!

( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:48, archived)

TRUMPETPUNCTURE!

( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:49, archived)

JIZZFINGER!

( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:51, archived)

MONGFONDLER!

( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:51, archived)

TWATBUNKLE!

( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:41, archived)

PRICKNOSTRIL!

( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:43, archived)

KNOBHORSE!

( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:44, archived)

SLAGRAT!

( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:45, archived)

BLUBBERSPUNK!

( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:47, archived)

FANNYHINGE!

( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:48, archived)

BARNRASPER!

( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:49, archived)

RECTALTOSS!

( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:52, archived)

TWATSPLATTER!

( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:56, archived)

ARSEPLUNGER!
(this is easier when you're not trying to think of one)
( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:45, archived)

PISSBALLS

(fuzzy duck ? maybe., Thu 3 May 2007, 0:45, archived)

^THIS^
FTW!
( Zank Frappa i might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:44, archived)

haha
the danger with that is that (as you demonstrated) the insult is so mental or broken that you piss yourself laughing

when trying to remonstrate with someone for being a boatspunking twatbasket, falling down in a fit of ones own drool slightly dilutes the potency of the words and that
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:41, archived)

*nods sagely*
too true, too true...
( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:41, archived)

i feel i know what you mean - I can't understand most of this week's compo entries, but I'm sure they make sense in people's heads when they make them. Just nobody else understands it.
(fuzzy duck ? maybe., Thu 3 May 2007, 0:37, archived)

much like this - it made sense in my head
(fuzzy duck ? maybe., Thu 3 May 2007, 0:38, archived)

makes too much sense
I think

Arg!
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:39, archived)

doeshe?

( Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:34, archived)

It's not a roll
It's a god damn pork pie
(__, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:44, archived)