being northern, and as a consequence, speaking the queen's English
I have no idea of this quaint vernacular, innit.
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:34, archived)

spambuggery
a hat to ye
( Dont point it at your face or grandchildren, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:34, archived)

*tips whippet*
'appen!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:35, archived)

I always fall down when it comes to cockney rhyming slang
because I just make up my own as I go along, and nobody else has a clue what I'm on about.

Looks like a week's holiday from the compo for me...
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:35, archived)

isn't it a bit mental
when you just make up words

but then I do that all the time, love a bit of neologism me :)
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:37, archived)

sounds like midnight glowing bukkake in the woods.

(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:38, archived)

a silvery fountain
glowing in the moonlight
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:39, archived)

Compound words are the best.
I was annoyed with another driver in a Tesco car park years ago, and I heard myself shout "CUNTWIT!" at the top of my voice. Then I laughed so hard I nearly crashed into him.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:39, archived)

FLANGEMAT!

(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:40, archived)

FLAPMASTER!

( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:41, archived)

CUMSPLEEN!

(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:44, archived)

PISSRIB!

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OVARYSLASHER!

(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:47, archived)

PUBEFLOSSER!

( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:48, archived)

SAUSAGEHOLE!

(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:48, archived)

TRUMPETPUNCTURE!

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:49, archived)

JIZZFINGER!

(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:51, archived)

MONGFONDLER!

( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:51, archived)

TWATBUNKLE!

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:41, archived)

PRICKNOSTRIL!

(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:43, archived)

KNOBHORSE!

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:44, archived)

SLAGRAT!

(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:45, archived)

BLUBBERSPUNK!

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FANNYHINGE!

(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:48, archived)

BARNRASPER!

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:49, archived)

RECTALTOSS!

(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:52, archived)

TWATSPLATTER!

( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:56, archived)

ARSEPLUNGER!
(this is easier when you're not trying to think of one)
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:45, archived)

PISSBALLS

(fuzzy duck ? maybe., Thu 3 May 2007, 0:45, archived)

^THIS^
FTW!
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:44, archived)

haha
the danger with that is that (as you demonstrated) the insult is so mental or broken that you piss yourself laughing

when trying to remonstrate with someone for being a boatspunking twatbasket, falling down in a fit of ones own drool slightly dilutes the potency of the words and that
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:41, archived)

*nods sagely*
too true, too true...
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:41, archived)

i feel i know what you mean - I can't understand most of this week's compo entries, but I'm sure they make sense in people's heads when they make them. Just nobody else understands it.
(fuzzy duck ? maybe., Thu 3 May 2007, 0:37, archived)

much like this - it made sense in my head
(fuzzy duck ? maybe., Thu 3 May 2007, 0:38, archived)

makes too much sense
I think

Arg!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 3 May 2007, 0:39, archived)