Phwwwooorrrr.... Look at the bacon 'n eggs on 'er


not been done yet??

From the You're Having a Giraffe challenge. See all 206 entries (closed)

( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Thu 3 May 2007, 10:31, archived)

Seamless.
Also, fugly.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:33, archived)

i've seen worse

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:33, archived)

So have I, but still...

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:34, archived)

i like her

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:46, archived)

You would

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:46, archived)

meaning!?!?
:D

i have great taste
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:51, archived)

Apparently not.
Go to your room.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:53, archived)

i don't mind!
i've left Lisa Riley chained up in there....

*storms off to room*
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:57, archived)

couldn't find a source pic of a frying pan with aforementioned edibles to manipulate into pic.

its a quickie O_o ! What do ya expect!
( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Thu 3 May 2007, 10:38, archived)

I expect it not to be a quickie.
If it's shit, don't post it.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:39, archived)

whatever happened to quality of the joke?
*nevers posts a paint image again*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:44, archived)

Fair enough about quality of joke
but cutting out a square in paint and putting it on top of another picture... well it's unimaginative.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:45, archived)

fucking nazi

( mictoboy, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:46, archived)

Jawohl.

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:47, archived)

=D

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:46, archived)

there ye are. a fucking frying pan with some bacon and eggs in.
( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Thu 3 May 2007, 11:22, archived)

seamless

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:33, archived)

tall lily allen?

( Double 2 plums, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:33, archived)

JINX!

( Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:34, archived)

touch wood!
*touches wood*
private padlock
( Double 2 plums, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:36, archived)

is that
Lilly allen?
( Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:34, archived)

the sister of Brian Peppers has been found!

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:34, archived)

Hahaha

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:35, archived)

haha!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:35, archived)

Carol Vorderman's his sister?
well I never
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:35, archived)

I endorse this comment

( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:40, archived)

seams
and bacon and eggs doesnt rhyme with vagina

pearoast from last night, jus too late for the old compo, since I didn't realise it was wednesday. I really enjoyed making it. Made me nostalge for when TV was good.

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:35, archived)

thats some fine work considering you're using a head dobber!
*takes dobber away*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:39, archived)

haha thanks i think
*uses nose*
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:40, archived)

I would buy these like a shot! *covets*
'ningnong
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:39, archived)

'ning!
you are a lady!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:41, archived)

O_o
that's a bad chat up line, even for you.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:43, archived)

*checks bewbz*
yup :)
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:43, archived)

'ning
and I agree. these things must be made.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:42, archived)

Brucie alone would have swung it :D

( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:44, archived)

I'd make Virgo and Barrymore have a scuffle

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:45, archived)

Virgo would win easy
Walker would leather them both though
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:53, archived)

That's ace.
John Fashanu, John Fashanu, John Fashanu, John Fashanu

That's John Fas-sharn-noo coming up later.
( ERG1008 Ich heiße Superphantastisch, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:46, archived)

Butterface!!!

( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 3 May 2007, 10:35, archived)

i forsee the compo
as a series of crudely thrown together images of ladies and their cockney atrubutes in a thin disguise to get saucy ladies posted on the baord.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:36, archived)

*suspects you to be correct*

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:39, archived)

hows the injury?
all healed?
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:40, archived)

I wish.
It's still in plaster at the moment.

This annoys me, because the sleeves on my new top are too narrow to get the cast inside, so I can't see if the bastard thing fits.
I wish I could cut it off but B_E won't let me :(
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:42, archived)

just say it fell off.......

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:45, archived)

I don't think she'd buy that.

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:47, archived)

just say lack of use made your muscles atrophy
and it sled off.
do i have to think of everything?!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:51, archived)

i meant slid.

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:51, archived)

'toboggan'

( mictoboy, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:51, archived)

Is correct
x100000000
( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Thu 3 May 2007, 10:42, archived)

Gaaaah!
Still trying to find space to back up all my data!
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:37, archived)

have you tried
many shoeboxes lined up with cotton wool inside?
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:38, archived)

I've ever tried using tribbles!
Think it's going to work this time though.
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:40, archived)

yay
thank science for shoeboxes!
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:41, archived)

That's Teri Summers, a pr0n star I believe.

( ERG1008 Ich heiße Superphantastisch, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:40, archived)

I do not
want to see the above woman rectally rooted. I shall now avoid her name as I would the plague.
( Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:42, archived)

^this.
Explains why she has no charm though.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:44, archived)

mindpiss

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 3 May 2007, 10:40, archived)