And now, a special poem just for cock-knockers


From the You're Having a Giraffe challenge. See all 206 entries (closed)

( Manic declared war on Old Media, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:24, archived)

erm . . .
I'm RISing . . . possibly because I don't knock my cock enough . . . ?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:29, archived)

avian flue?

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:31, archived)

Simian walked?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:31, archived)

hint:
(makes 'sounds like' gesture)

erm...
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:31, archived)

*misinterprets as Manic calling me a wanker*
*cries*

EDIT: Is it anything to do with cornflakes and winning a Ford Tippex?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:33, archived)

I reckon it must be that song of Mary Poppins
You know:
"Chim-chimmeny chim-chimmeny chim-chim-cherroo,
That bloke off the young ones says fuck off to you"

*skips off across the rooftops*
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:37, archived)

*sigh*
Hint:
I could have used oranges instead.
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:39, archived)

oranges
oranges oranges oranges oranges oranges oranges . . . *belms*

I'm racking me brayne here . . .
.


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:41, archived)

I wonder
what the rhyming slang for 'orange' could possibly be .....
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:42, archived)

*ding*

( Manic declared war on Old Media, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:43, archived)

Gratz!
/very old Everquest joke

... so nothing rhymes with orange ... or chimney ...
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:45, archived)

arranges oranges
pfft
chimney... i'll think of one later... no i shant i cant be bothered
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Thu 3 May 2007, 11:49, archived)

Happy SkUG day!
*passes SkUG CayKE*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:52, archived)

Woo!
Thank you
*eats*
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Thu 3 May 2007, 11:55, archived)

Suzuki Jimny
?
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:55, archived)

Yay!
that'll do :D
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Thu 3 May 2007, 11:55, archived)

'ding' doesn't rhyme, you spazz
C];0p


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:46, archived)

Orange tree? orange pip? orange peel?
*cops an orange of Debbilgrrrrl's knives 'n' forks*

*receives a slap inna Norf*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:44, archived)

Slap in the Norf?
You'll get a Paddy* in the Students**, mate!!

*and Mick
** halls

:P
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:47, archived)

please . . .
C];0D


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:50, archived)

*still none the wiser*

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:44, archived)

Hahahahahaha!
You could be right . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:39, archived)