a bird went and shat on me
Cockney Anatomy


From the You're Having a Giraffe challenge. See all 206 entries (closed)

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:01, archived)

Hahaha!
THAT's brilliant!

Woo!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:01, archived)

Haha
love the crabstick
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:02, archived)

yeh, now you mention it
it looks like a crabstick.

It's a stick of rock - cock.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:02, archived)

That makes sense
I like crabsticks anyway. Crab is king of fishmeats.
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:06, archived)

it worries me that you had no problem
with a cock that resembled a crabstick

have a wash
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:09, archived)

blackpool crabstick?
I think you'll find it's rock! Hahahaa! Do all penile euphamisms look long and pink?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:03, archived)

class!

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:02, archived)

hahahahahaha!!!
That's absolutely brilliant, you undeniably sexy thang!
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:03, archived)

Norf n Saarf!

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:04, archived)

Nice one....
...lend me your Rays a minute.

*clickt
( Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:04, archived)

I get most of it
Except the chalk and marble arch: explain?
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:04, archived)

ok theyre the tenuous ones
chalk farms = arms

and that's the india gate in New Delhi = belly
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:08, archived)

Hahahahaha
You loon.
( Afinkawan, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:04, archived)

arch de trimphe (sp.)

and needs more farms.

other then that WOO!
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:05, archived)

Arc de Triomphe

( Afinkawan, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:07, archived)

what is arc de triomphe
cockney for?
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:19, archived)

India Gate
and i couldnt see how i could sculpt a farm into and arm shape, so i went for "chalks" instead
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:10, archived)

its rubbish...
if you are gonna enter things into the compo at least make an effort! lol

hehe Brilliant! Took me a while to work em all out.
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:07, archived)

Most woosome.
You can tell he's a bloke. There's no James Blunt.
(dungeoneer, Wed 9 May 2007, 14:56, archived)