I get most of it
Except the chalk and marble arch: explain?
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:04, archived)

ok theyre the tenuous ones
chalk farms = arms

and that's the india gate in New Delhi = belly
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:08, archived)