Pint of Uri Geller please


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(Sharmster, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:15, archived)

Bender!

( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:15, archived)

bender = queer = beer?

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:18, archived)

uri gellar/hellen keller/nelson mandela = stella (artois)

( mictoboy, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:18, archived)

ah i see
/doesn't know anyone who drinks stella
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:19, archived)

it's fizzy piss

( mictoboy, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:20, archived)

Correction:
fizzy tramp piss
( Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:20, archived)

I carbonated my piss
and it was a lot better than stella.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:20, archived)

I want to see this^ in next weeks newsletter
Carbonating piss
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:22, archived)

www.b3ta.com/mailus
or something
( mictoboy, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:23, archived)

the Carbonated Piss and Stella Artois taste test
Can you tell the difference?
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:24, archived)

this are alcopops!
if only the rest of it was as funny
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:20, archived)

Yes, also Spoon=Dbroon

( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:19, archived)

and
wildyles = cunt

You have to pronounce it a certain way though.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:20, archived)

*runs off crying*

( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:22, archived)

I think we all should adopt cockeny rhyming slang usernames for the duration
hmmm
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:20, archived)

shit idea
miffin shaver
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:21, archived)

ooh nice
mr tea-spoon
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:25, archived)

I like yours better
lol!
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:20, archived)

i like the way he says soft...its almost "thoft"
"you can feel the spoon is going, it wants to move, it is getting very thoft"
( Double 2 plums, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:18, archived)

'...i'm bending with the power of my mind, no, sorry, with the power of my fingers'

( mictoboy, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:19, archived)

and a hacksaw blade

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:20, archived)

Did anyone see when he got caught out on Noels House party
He was being gotcha'd so there was hidden cameras catching him bending spoons under the table.
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:21, archived)

yup
fraid to admit to watching house party, but i did
( mictoboy, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:22, archived)

hahaha
If only they'd gotcha'd him when he was round Jacko's house for a teaparty.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:23, archived)

plenty of spooning going on there
I would suppose
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:24, archived)

off their tits on spooning I'd wager

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:27, archived)

Last time
a barman served me a pint with a head like that I shot him in the face.

There's too much foam on top also.
(Prince of Prance, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:12, archived)