For all those B3taers over the pond......


From the You're Having a Giraffe challenge. See all 206 entries (closed)

(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:04, archived)

??
That must be a joke? Put some effort in or get the fuck out
(eddie fingers, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:07, archived)

Good lord
a rude noob laying down the law.
Whatever next.

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:08, archived)

Rude N00b and the Dweebs!
:D
( CopyBeard, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:09, archived)

awesome
i loved parallel 9

"BOOOOORN TO BE WIIIIILD!"
( Double 2 : Novice cock ripper, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:11, archived)

The first series of P9 was ace
and had an awesome theme tune


after that it got real shit real fast
( Ain't nothin' but the E to the M to the motherfuckin' V cyberpimp, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:14, archived)

haha
you call it P9. I think you remember it better than me.

*searches youtube*
( Double 2 : Novice cock ripper, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:21, archived)

I do remember that I used to like it wih its psuedo sci-fi premise
but they changed the theme tune and introduced a load of muppets and stuff and I stopped watching

[edit] Both themes available here:
www.saturdaymornings.co.uk/svgallery.shtml?show=summers
quote:

"This is the full length theme from the 1992 replacement programme Parallel 9. This is probably one of the best theme tunes that any Saturday Morning show has had!"

"This is the theme used for subsequent series, which was not as good by a long shot!"

[edit][edit] also has clips from the Flashing Blade, which any b3tan should remember fondly, being, as it was, pure genius. And apparently written by Russell T. Davies...
( Ain't nothin' but the E to the M to the motherfuckin' V cyberpimp, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:24, archived)

i'll be your Dawg

( The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:11, archived)

it's too orangy for crows!
was that ad mildly racist? Do i remember correctly that the crow was like those un pc ones from Dumbo?
( Double 2 : Novice cock ripper, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:14, archived)

oi
who the fuck are you
( Double 2 : Novice cock ripper, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:08, archived)

I'm Eddie Fingers
And I know the rules on this site
(eddie fingers, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:09, archived)

do you know this rule?
*buggers violently*
( Double 2 : Novice cock ripper, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:10, archived)

Lubeless, I hope

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:14, archived)

bite the pillow, eddie

( Ain't nothin' but the E to the M to the motherfuckin' V cyberpimp, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:14, archived)

is it the piss-soaked one?

( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:16, archived)

nah
we let it dry out for a bit
( Ain't nothin' but the E to the M to the motherfuckin' V cyberpimp, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:35, archived)

what kind of rape uses lube?
that is somewhat of an oxymoron
( Double 2 : Novice cock ripper, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:16, archived)

But you never mentioned surprise sex

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:18, archived)

SURPRISE!!
*sexes*
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:21, archived)

OK......
calm down calm down
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:09, archived)

hahaha
I think I like this guy
(Slartibartfast.... designer of coastlines, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:11, archived)

best n00b comment evah!

( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:11, archived)

come on, spill the beans
what is this, explain it :S
( Double 2 : Novice cock ripper, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:09, archived)

Its a septic tank-Rhyming slang for yank
...thats george washington by the way.....
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:11, archived)

ahhhh

( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:16, archived)

!
I am (happily) surprised that number plate was allowed.

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:17, archived)

Ahahahahahah

( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:17, archived)

A septic tank?

( Afinkawan www.folkon.co.uk, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:11, archived)

yes...
if you live in the countryside or another place not linked to the sewage system you need a septic tank-Basically a large platic container to keep all your pooh and wee....
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:15, archived)

basically
a Gillian McKeith all you can eat buffet
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:17, archived)

I live in the countryside but dont need a septic tank
'cos I shit in the corner
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:18, archived)

surely "pooh" is a small not particularly intelligent bear from the hunderd acre woods
how many do you have, and why are you storing them in piss? is it working as some kind of preservative?
( Double 2 : Novice cock ripper, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:18, archived)

I'm intrigued...
by which I mean i'm more interested in what that is than my work...

Edit - Ahh, septic tank. *googles septic tanks to learn more on what they look like*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:12, archived)

good work
nice seams
( Ain't nothin' but the E to the M to the motherfuckin' V cyberpimp, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:15, archived)

Thanks...
that is quite un-seemly for me!!!
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:18, archived)