Cor blimey guv!

And the obligatory pea-roast from last week's compo:
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bluntpixel a bit pointless, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:44,
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Woo for the first
woo and yay for the second.

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Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:47,
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'tis
Emma's is another bit of rhyming slang for piles.
As is "farmers" (farmer Giles).

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Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:49,
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certainly is
"oooh my emma freuds are playing up"
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bluntpixel a bit pointless, Sat 5 May 2007, 13:49,
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