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From the You're Having a Giraffe challenge. See all 206 entries (closed)

(@man dinner dinner dinner dinner, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:31, archived)

I Like That...
Simple and concise, so have one of these...


(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since 7.05am, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:34, archived)

I'm a
cunt
( the RAND corporation - thats Hitlertainment..., Sat 5 May 2007, 19:48, archived)

Hello

(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:49, archived)

how do you do?

( the RAND corporation - thats Hitlertainment..., Sat 5 May 2007, 19:51, archived)

I WANT THIS ON THE FRONTPAGE
I WANT THIS ON THE FRONTPAGE I WANT THIS ON THE FRONTPAGE
I WANT THIS ON THE FRONTPAGE I WANT THIS ON THE FRONTPAGE
I WANT THIS ON THE FRONTPAGE I WANT THIS ON THE FRONTPAGE
I WANT THIS ON THE FRONTPAGE I WANT THIS ON THE FRONTPAGE
I WANT THIS ON THE FRONTPAGE I WANT THIS ON THE FRONTPAGE
I WANT THIS ON THE FRONTPAGE I WANT THIS ON THE FRONTPAGE
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:14, archived)

He's a madeira cake?
;¬)
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:34, archived)

alwight sexy

(GoldenFanjita, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:48, archived)

*smoosh*
I read your sig as cuntish tentacles.
Good weekend?
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:50, archived)

That's nothing
I misread your misreading as cuntish testicles!
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:53, archived)

pre op?

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:56, archived)

Or just kicked very hard:P

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:58, archived)

you'll have to pay extra for that sonny jim

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:11, archived)

I gather that
this compo has something to do with rhyming slang then?

Well done. You have totally fucked my head up with this one.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:34, archived)

No
It's do to with emergency services and foodstuffs.
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:39, archived)

Make way for the bananabrigade!

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:41, archived)

What?
You mean like " Quick, flush my stash, there's a fucking pancake at the door!"?

Last time I shouted that they just told me I could not have any more.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:44, archived)

Yeah but you still can't beat the phrase
'Scarper! It's the Rozzers!'
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:48, archived)

haha
God bless Brian Blessed and the 'Z Cars' ( why oh why was the great blessed called 'Fancy'?)
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:49, archived)

We were having a convo on here yesterday.
Some of us were watching the Avengers and the had a very young very beardless Blessed in it:)
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:52, archived)

indeed it did
theavengers.tv/forever/pnote-blessed.htm
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:03, archived)

You have no life:P

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:05, archived)

'Fancy' this!
www.televisionheaven.co.uk/zcarsscrnsvr.jpg
( The Great Architect, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:06, archived)

You sorta see why he has the beard:P

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:17, archived)

I can't but help of Terry Pratchett
And his Dimwall Arrhythmic Rhyming Slang (Going Postal) - the only rhyming slang in the world not to actually rhyme...

Then again, I'm like that.
( Reckless Rat Standing here in my Reckless Hat on --->, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:42, archived)

That man is a genius!
and it's getting really hard to find discworld books I haven't read...
(Mr._Pickles Yiff! Yiff! Grrr! Miaow!, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:53, archived)

He's also incredibly shrewd, and his Wife is a nervous wreck, who can't make a decent cup of tea...
/has been to his house on business blog
( The Great Architect, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:59, archived)

Oh yeah?
Business huh? Mr. teh Pratchett can't do the naughty huh?
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:02, archived)

yup, back in 2000, part of a small team who designed him a bespoke £80,000 sapele greenhouse for his carnivorous plants
nice chap, but shrewd, very canny, and his house has an interior like student digs...
( The Great Architect, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:04, archived)

Digs huh?
nudge nudge, wink wink, way not more, say no more!
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:12, archived)

are you on crack?
or possibly viagra?
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:17, archived)

I did put viagra up my crack
Naaa just extremely tired and still have another three hours to work.
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:18, archived)

Aw, I feel for you matey.
*feels*
If it's any consolation there's cock all on tv
but I guess you could watch if you wanted.
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:38, archived)

Wow
the closest I've got to him is owning a book signed by him...

/not obsessed, honest, blog
(Mr._Pickles Yiff! Yiff! Grrr! Miaow!, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:05, archived)

:) He was doing the final draft for 'The Fifth Elephant' at the time, and I still have a signed page by him from the draft sitting on his Kitchen table...
lovely place he lives in, modest, but nice area
( The Great Architect, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:08, archived)

The Fifth Elephant
is the book I have signed...

Almost mindpiss :-\
(Mr._Pickles Yiff! Yiff! Grrr! Miaow!, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:15, archived)

What's that one that I've not read
Yeah, a book!
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:20, archived)

haha
you ignorant phillistine. I currently am on Return to Krondor in the Riftwar legacy series after deciding to read the whole back catalogue of Feist recently.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:24, archived)

Spot has a ball. A big ball. A big red ball.

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:30, archived)

The closest I have,
Is one of my online friends had the statuette of Agnes Nitt based on her, as she is a friend of Mr P's...
(mazzmatazz is messing it up like a blue bottle, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:21, archived)

Oh this old anecdote again ;¬)
/only jealous blog.
'Ning Archie.
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:07, archived)

hahahahaha
"During da war..."

'ning fella
( The Great Architect, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:08, archived)

Haha
Did I mention that I spent the months of Jan to Mar with such luminaries as Sacha Baron Cohen ( had that cunt for a month ) Sharon and Ozzie, Helena Christianson, Princess Michael of Cunt and Al Gore ( amongst others ).

That's right. No I fucking didn't mention it* ;)




* might have mentioned it.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:21, archived)

you didn't kill Cohen for the sake of Humanity then?

( The Great Architect, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:23, archived)

He never left his room
that I could see, which was odd seeing as the tab was being picked up by Warner and he was meeting with them to discuss Borat 2 . Oh I see, yes, I should have killed him. But Isla Fisher was there.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:26, archived)

she would be considered 'the spoils' if you had done the world of comedy a favour and shot him...

( The Great Architect, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:28, archived)

Hey now,
I feel bad enough as it is for failing you...
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:30, archived)

So you bloody should after he's in the running for THIS:
www.spin.com/features/news/2007/05/070504_queen/

*feels the blood boiling already


still maybe someone else will shoot him before they start filming
( The Great Architect, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:33, archived)

To be honest
I'd rather they shot the director so the film was never made. Mercury was a vile creature. I found his music particularly shite too, but that's me, all in with the Jazz crowd ;)
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:39, archived)

Believe me
You don' want to name drop with me around:P
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:23, archived)

Oh I don't know
I'd give you a run for your money. I've been around a lot longer than you and my Mrs was very friendly with Princess Di ;)
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:27, archived)

So was Will Carling...
James Hewitt...
Dodi Fayed...
( The Great Architect, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:29, archived)

That just meants she had a high car insurance premium.

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:31, archived)

She still fucking does
I can't get the crazy cow to give up work and move oop north for good. She wanted our son brought up in the country but I think secretly if she lived here full time her lungs might explode with the fresh air due to the 40 a day sh smokes and all the lovely London fumes she's living on now.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:36, archived)

Hahaha!
Reminds me of that film Eat the Rich.
Some bint trying to get into trendy restaurant: 'But I know Jack Nicholson'
Maitre'd: 'Piss off, star-fucker'
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:29, archived)

Lol
I once got a fleeting glance of Bill Oddie I'll have you know!
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:45, archived)

RIK!
I hope you're still off the smokes
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:03, archived)

But the murder squad isn't called Fred?

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:43, archived)