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[challenge entry] It was...
Colonel Mustard... on the toilet... with the squirts!


From the You're Having a Giraffe challenge. See all 206 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson rides the short bus, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:01, archived)
# teehee!

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:02, archived)
# i decided to have a jalfraze last night
as i thought it would be a little cooler than my usual madras

turns out, it's their house speciality and was hot as fuck!
lovely

paid for it this morning though....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:03, archived)
# was your bottom ripped to tatters?

(Bradley from EastEnders, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:03, archived)
# that's next week
when he comes to visit.

*preps stock of rohypnol*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:05, archived)
# *switches for Ex-Lax*
ha ha! you're in for a big surprise....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:10, archived)
# sounds like a sexy surprise to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:13, archived)
# "A significant reduction in ring-sting"

(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:14, archived)
# toilet roll in the fridge?

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Were you bumsick?

(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson rides the short bus, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:05, archived)
# did you
go out without your wallet? Very understanding of them.
(I helped save b3ta! jentulman carnt spel, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:05, archived)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson rides the short bus, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:05, archived)
# Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:06, archived)
# ha ha!
you win a hot, lemon scented flannel for best reply
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:07, archived)
# My brother puts the toilet roll in the fridge
nice & cool the next morning
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:05, archived)
# A similar thing happened to me last week
A king kebab was, on reflection, a bad idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:07, archived)
# Arf!
Happy b3taday sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Wahey!
Happy B3taday to you too!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson rides the short bus, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Your candle facts are a little less glum than usual
Happy b3tadays
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:08, archived)
# *sings*
and it seems to me
that your candle facts
are unusually not glum
leaving me no alternative
but to do you in the bum ....
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:21, archived)