I like the random heads......(Altered)


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(juddermaneth, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:20, archived)

Forrest loo?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:21, archived)

www.dictionary.com/browse/random
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:21, archived)

*sigh*
thank you for posting this link :)
( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:23, archived)

does it work?
i guessed it
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:24, archived)

it does

( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:25, archived)

huzzah!

( mictoboy zombies are shit, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:25, archived)

it does
and it's a point well made.

you're like so random.
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:25, archived)

awesome!
like the taj mahal,
not awesome like a cheeseburger
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:27, archived)

now that IS awsome!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:29, archived)

i know
i was like 'whooooaaaaah'
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:31, archived)

I ACTUALLY came

( 4dam party, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:32, archived)

i had a woman training me on computer a while back who used 'literally' as punctuation
at various points she 'literally died laughing'
was 'literally foaming at the mouth'
and also 'literally fell to pieces'

the stupid cunt
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:34, archived)

Literally a stupid cunt?
I couldn't agree with you more. I hate it when people say literally when they mean something entirely different like virtually or figuratively or something.
( Afinkawan www.folkon.co.uk, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:36, archived)

i kept a tally sheet after the first day
she would say it more than 20 times per morning
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:37, archived)

Bloody hell.
That would do my nut in. I'm surprised you didn't literally explode.
( Afinkawan www.folkon.co.uk, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:38, archived)

heh

( mictoboy zombies are shit, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:41, archived)

duuuude....

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:33, archived)

ran·dom
–adjective
1. proceeding, made, or occurring without definite aim, reason, or pattern: the random selection of numbers.

I'd argue that follows no definite aim, reason or pattern. Not that I disagree on the whole; my Cambridge dictionary has no such loophole.
( Legionary - My god, Brian, there's a message in my alphabets, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:29, archived)

tom hanks (or forrest gump) is there for the purposes of rhyming slang
it was done deliberately with a definite aim, reason, or pattern
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:32, archived)

Point taken. Sorry, I just woke up with a headache the size of the Taj Mahal and didn't realise that was a compo.
( Legionary - My god, Brian, there's a message in my alphabets, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:35, archived)

humans are incapable of doing anything completely random

( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:33, archived)

Not even the Dice Man?

( Afinkawan www.folkon.co.uk, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:37, archived)

Then ultimately you'll have to accept the use of the word as a synonym for "unexpected" or argue that nothing is ever actually random, as I'm sure you could use the same logic to argue that not even atoms decaying are random (just not yet fully understood)?

Actually, to be honest, I don't care, I've just got a rotten headache and thought I saw some inaccurate pedantry. *refluffs and relurks*
*ninja'd*
( Legionary - My god, Brian, there's a message in my alphabets, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:39, archived)

haha I know i'm only messin :)

( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:46, archived)

haha!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:21, archived)

tom hanks = poo?

( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:22, archived)

Forrest Gump = Dump
I think.
( wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:24, archived)

hehe
yes, thank you.

and for your next feat of obvious-stating?

:D
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:27, archived)

Well nobody else seemed to get it :)

( wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:28, archived)

ivesb might have
but he may just be high on homemade class As
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:29, archived)

A strong possibility.

( wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:30, archived)

wheeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
i can see all the germs!!!!
argh getemoff!!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:31, archived)

*sneezes*
Have some more!
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Wed 9 May 2007, 13:32, archived)

AAARGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:34, archived)

Correct
:)
(juddermaneth, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:32, archived)

Armitage Shanks?

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:22, archived)

^this ftw

( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:23, archived)

that looks
like it's in a toilet shop
( the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:27, archived)

i concur
either that or a really terrible theme-pub
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:28, archived)

There's a club in Shoreditch in an Underground Toilet...
It is very Thin and thinks it is trendy..
It also lies frequently about who is playing there...
A Truly Barley Experience
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:30, archived)

Ewwww...
That Edit makes it Manky-Nasty...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:31, archived)