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( printmeister a wilful convulsion of brute natu, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:38, archived)

oh dear oh dear oh dear

( new_matt, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:39, archived)

Hahaha

( Afinkawan www.folkon.co.uk, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:39, archived)

pffft
biccy politics!
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:39, archived)

Bourbon cream would be the card to have then!
Mmmm....Bourbons!!!!
( Mstandot Trying to worm his way back in, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:40, archived)

fucking hobnobs!
the SAS of biscuits.
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:45, archived)

Hmmm...
maybe chocolate ones, but only maybe!
( Mstandot Trying to worm his way back in, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:46, archived)

hobnobs leave little bits at the bottom of your cup

garibaldi is where it's all at.
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:47, archived)

this^
but theyre still nice
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:49, archived)

Garibadlis: the only biscuit named after a mexican revolutionary
can you imagine, for example, a monsieur Hobnob storming the bastille?

I think not
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed unexpected arse in the bagging area, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:49, archived)

Don't forget
Peak Freens Trotsky assortment!!

/Alexei Sayle
( Mstandot Trying to worm his way back in, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:51, archived)

Oh you biscuits of italy
rise up out of your box
you have nothing to use but your wafers
yum yum yum yum yum
( Joe Scaramanga Nothin's gonna stop me gettin' to the Caymans, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:55, archived)

: )

( Mstandot Trying to worm his way back in, Thu 10 May 2007, 11:00, archived)

he was spanish

( mictoboy zombies are shit, Thu 10 May 2007, 11:02, archived)

I would not even care if he was Welsh*
He made damn fine biscuits.






*would probably care and not eat them, where's my longbow?
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 May 2007, 11:05, archived)

best <small> text evaaaaar
/bow
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 10 May 2007, 11:16, archived)

Italian, I thought.

( printmeister a wilful convulsion of brute natu, Thu 10 May 2007, 11:13, archived)

nah man
Mcvities choclate caramel digestives, utterly irresistable
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed unexpected arse in the bagging area, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:47, archived)

This hard and in the mouth!

( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:50, archived)

it'll give you cancer
www.b3ta.com/board/7172656
( The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:53, archived)

Bugger
*scoffs anyway*
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:54, archived)

*looks on, jealosly*

( The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 10 May 2007, 11:07, archived)

and slightly aroused

( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Thu 10 May 2007, 11:25, archived)

hahaha
best biscuit joke ever!
Edit: fucking richtea one dunks. pah.
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:47, archived)

if i was a gladiator
with only a biscuit for a shield
i'd pray for a Hob-Nob
( The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:47, archived)

Too crumbly for effective shielding
gingernut FTW.
( Afinkawan www.folkon.co.uk, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:48, archived)

they're a bit small though
and receive minus points for being ginger
( The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:49, archived)

indeed
it'd be like asking rob to be a human shield for you.

his pale skin wouldn't be able to withstand a bullet and it would pass right through him an into you, he'd only slow it slightly leading to you having a slowly bleeding wound that is sure to kill you after a series of agonisong hours of pain.
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:52, archived)

Nothing can penetrate Ginger nuts!
even when dunked!!!
( Mstandot Trying to worm his way back in, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:50, archived)

ginger nuts are armour piercing biscuits
teflon coated
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed unexpected arse in the bagging area, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:51, archived)

i'd pray for a slab of garibaldi
it'd be like a wall of protection.
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:49, archived)

M&S Orange & Ginger Dark choc biccies
are ALL of the yummy
( Lynxkitten, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:51, archived)

Cor! They sound nice too!
This is no ordinary biscuit... this is your M&S biscuit
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:53, archived)

hehehe


(rp for compo)
( Dr. Strange Apparantly those were the droids I was looking for, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:45, archived)

tenuous rp just for the hell of it!

( RiffRaff Speaks fluent Blemish, Thu 10 May 2007, 11:02, archived)