From the New Top Trumps challenge. See all 209 entries (closed)

( giant_squid, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:57, archived)

*gets*
*groans*

I though it was a late entry from last weeks compo at first
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Thu 10 May 2007, 11:00, archived)

^This
I was about to get out some of my new weaponry
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Thu 10 May 2007, 11:01, archived)

exhibitionist!

( The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 10 May 2007, 11:02, archived)

steel wire cat'o'nine tails?

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 10 May 2007, 11:05, archived)

Nope
Mace, axe or bow and arrow
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Thu 10 May 2007, 11:07, archived)

With my bow and my arrow
I will aim towards my atlas
And where I hit I'll go
And in my chosen location
I will croon a sorry sermon
And tune my bass to D.E.A.D.
( The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 10 May 2007, 11:10, archived)

is the axe double headed?

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 10 May 2007, 11:10, archived)

Nope
But it's very shiny :-)
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Thu 10 May 2007, 11:12, archived)

if it isn't double headed no thanks.
i'll take the mace.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 10 May 2007, 11:13, archived)

you pill head
AICMFPs
( The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 10 May 2007, 11:24, archived)

gorram shiny!

( The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 10 May 2007, 11:14, archived)

( Telltolin internet superstar, Thu 10 May 2007, 11:00, archived)

is that a kidpix stamp?

( Count Vanderhoff knulla mora di på, Thu 10 May 2007, 11:02, archived)

"Mummy this toy's just guffed"

( Mstandot Trying to worm his way back in, Thu 10 May 2007, 11:06, archived)

Winner of the unannounced caption competition
Hurray!
( giant_squid, Thu 10 May 2007, 11:14, archived)

GUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111

( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed unexpected arse in the bagging area, Thu 10 May 2007, 11:07, archived)