Pip's the cutest!!
Your cards LIE. Like monkeys in doorways.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:04, archived)

If you had an infinite number of monkeys in a doorway,
eventually one of them would shout "LIES!"
( Smallbrainfield is looking for fellow Battlefield 3 players, on PC, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:12, archived)