'nings

*feels refreshed after dinner and a few beers*

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( Puromycin will be scraping his "special" underpants on, Thu 10 May 2007, 21:19, archived)

You just don't understand my cards man
*runs to room*

'ning mate, any news from EMAP?
( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Thu 10 May 2007, 21:22, archived)

'ning , sir
No news yet. I will be composing an email later this evening (after a short period of relaxation)
( Puromycin will be scraping his "special" underpants on, Thu 10 May 2007, 21:23, archived)

We in the technical world call that,
a dump:P
( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Thu 10 May 2007, 21:24, archived)

Ahhhh. Yes!
And very zesty it will be too!
( Puromycin will be scraping his "special" underpants on, Thu 10 May 2007, 21:27, archived)

search through
Beau's posts yesterday. He posted a link to a live chat with Emap chairman who happens to publish zoo and nuts and tried to engage them in a 'chat'
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 May 2007, 21:24, archived)

Ta
*searches*
( Puromycin will be scraping his "special" underpants on, Thu 10 May 2007, 21:29, archived)

Woo to this!
I had prawns for dinner, and planned to have a nice crusty bread. I bought tiger bread. It tasted bad. It only has fucking MARMITE on it the sick sick baker bastards :(

It went in the bin :/
(Northern Lovely, Thu 10 May 2007, 21:27, archived)

Marmite
Food of gods
( Puromycin will be scraping his "special" underpants on, Thu 10 May 2007, 21:28, archived)

It tastes
like pork scratchings. Yuk.
(Northern Lovely, Thu 10 May 2007, 21:30, archived)

Pork scratchings
The perfect accompaniment to marmite
*searches for twiglets*
( Puromycin will be scraping his "special" underpants on, Thu 10 May 2007, 21:32, archived)

Twiglets :(
They just plain well taste like what I would imagine munching on a poo tastes like.

I don't like eating marmite OR poo.
(Northern Lovely, Thu 10 May 2007, 21:33, archived)

Poo...



...the perfect accompaniment to prawns
( Puromycin will be scraping his "special" underpants on, Thu 10 May 2007, 21:34, archived)

it tastes
nowt like pork scratchings.
but both foods are lurvely
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 10 May 2007, 21:41, archived)

5. Slit wrists, die, then write poetry
Woo!
( Agent Muu wants to kick shit at a pig, Thu 10 May 2007, 21:31, archived)

OK
I've done what you said, but now my keyboard is all bloody and my poems are all OWWWW OWWWW OWWWW

/goes to find elastoplast
(Northern Lovely, Thu 10 May 2007, 21:32, archived)

clearly you don't read directions
i said cut wrists, die, then write poetry.
( Agent Muu wants to kick shit at a pig, Thu 10 May 2007, 21:44, archived)

I'm a fucking emo. I don't conform to your rules.
I'm going out now to hang out with loads of other people that do what I do cos I DON'T CONFORM!!
(Northern Lovely, Thu 10 May 2007, 21:46, archived)