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( SkUG updated your profile, Thu 10 May 2007, 21:58, archived)

*scratches head*

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Thu 10 May 2007, 22:03, archived)

MEAT
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( P3te http://www.petelea.co.uk/portfolio/gigapan/, Thu 10 May 2007, 22:05, archived)

Spam lids are 78% meat?!?
Then why do I keep breaking my teeth when I try to chew them?

[edit: and "200% easy to open"? Does that mean they try to open you?]
( The Hedgehog From Hell www.facejuggler.com, Thu 10 May 2007, 22:05, archived)

MYNESS!

( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Thu 10 May 2007, 22:08, archived)

corned beefs cans try to open you
the bastards
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 10 May 2007, 22:11, archived)

Hide their keys.
It's the only way to be sure.
( The Hedgehog From Hell www.facejuggler.com, Thu 10 May 2007, 22:14, archived)

minus 200%
yes they try to open you :)
( SkUG updated your profile, Thu 10 May 2007, 22:19, archived)

*Groafs*
Woo y yay!
( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Thu 10 May 2007, 22:07, archived)

mmmm cola bottle

( naD, Thu 10 May 2007, 22:13, archived)