you do know that any more than two
wipes is classed as "playing". And for that evil you shall surely go to hell.

98% of religions can't be wrong.
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 17 May 2007, 22:45, archived)

I was told that when shaking the penis after a wee
any more than 3 shakes counts as a wank
( gingerbenji is only ginger in the embarrassing regions, Fri 18 May 2007, 22:09, archived)