not swift enough . . .
*swallows nervously*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 18 May 2007, 14:30, archived)

these puns are getting on my (blue) tits

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 18 May 2007, 14:32, archived)

I rooken you've done all the ones I can finch of

( Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 18 May 2007, 14:35, archived)

these are a fowl

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 18 May 2007, 14:36, archived)

:)

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 May 2007, 14:32, archived)

I went to my parents house the other day
my dad had tits all over his fat pecker.

ture
( The BrownHaze, Fri 18 May 2007, 14:35, archived)