Where they live off their natural diet
of penny pieces, fluff and biros
( Milkman Dan, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:31, archived)

I have a miniature bamboo thicket under my settee.
I'm trying to attract more of them. I'm getting a hefty lottery grant for my troubles too!
( Threepwood is the Boom King!, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 1:36, archived)