Mornin' all!
It's quiet so I'll start a thread that everyone can say 'mornin' all' on.

Anyway, last night in the pub I wrote HA on my hand so that I wouldn't forget something..
Any Ideas??? The best I can come up with is Hide Antelope..
( 5olly, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 8:56, archived)

all mornin
hi. Dunno
(Al! is constantly suprised, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 9:02, archived)

do you remember if you wrote it or not
Have acupuncture
Perhaps you was going to respond to a joke
and I am never ever drinking another pint in my life
(thursley, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 9:11, archived)

I think I've worked it out.
Have Amnesia.....
( 5olly, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 9:15, archived)

you say that now
but that lasts till your hangover goes. Good night last night?
(Al! is constantly suprised, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 9:17, archived)

Good night?
i've joined some suspicious yahoo groups(ones with rude pics)
All i can says is it's bloody lucky i couldn't find my credit cards.
Edit: also i have just found a list of women from hotornot
(thursley, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 9:21, archived)

Yeah pretty good thanks.
Mainly took the piss out of my mate who was gonna get killed by his missus.
He bottled going home and got drunk instead...
( 5olly, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 9:22, archived)

Mornin'
Making coffee to cure tiredness.
Anybody want?
(The Zinc Stoat of Budapest now with Swedish massage skills, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 9:22, archived)

Black no sugar please
I like it strong enough so that the spoon can stand up unsupported in the middle.
(thursley, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 9:24, archived)

Mmmmmm....
coffee syrup.
(The Zinc Stoat of Budapest now with Swedish massage skills, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 9:25, archived)

And it had better
not be that decaf crap. I want to feel like I've just plugged myself into the mains
(thursley, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 9:28, archived)

Decaf! *spits*
Coffee should induce shaking and extreme agitation.
(The Zinc Stoat of Budapest now with Swedish massage skills, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 9:31, archived)

That's the stuff
if it doesn't feel liking your having a seizure then it can't be any bloody good.
(thursley, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 9:33, archived)

member for 224 days.....
9 messages.....
and you've only just offered coffee????
( 5olly, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 9:29, archived)

I have
no excuse for my rude behaviour.
(The Zinc Stoat of Budapest now with Swedish massage skills, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 9:33, archived)

There's no old timers here to welcome you
I think they normally say something like pull up a stool and shoot a kitten.
(thursley, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 9:36, archived)

I feel like
an old timer
( 5olly, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 9:38, archived)

that may be
but he has been here longer than the pair of us.
(thursley, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 9:41, archived)

Who Moi?
Is a she.
(The Zinc Stoat of Budapest now with Swedish massage skills, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 9:42, archived)

Female eh?
ullo me darlin.....wot u doin later?
sorry, i couldn't resist it
(thursley, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 9:45, archived)

I've got a plan.
And coffee features heavily.
(The Zinc Stoat of Budapest now with Swedish massage skills, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 9:46, archived)

That sounds very kinky
I like it a lot. Damn my vivid imagination
again my apologies I always wake up like this
(thursley, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 9:48, archived)

It would appear
that you are very local to me. I could probably get coffee to you still warm.

* pictures "coffee delivery" scooter and a funky crash helmet *
(The Zinc Stoat of Budapest now with Swedish massage skills, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 9:52, archived)

Damn you vile temptress
I'll be having cold showers for the rest of the day.
why have you got no profile info
(thursley, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 9:54, archived)

Perhaps
a picture of me in aforementioned crash helmet would make good profile fodder.
(The Zinc Stoat of Budapest now with Swedish massage skills, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 9:59, archived)

Yes please
WooooWoooooWoooooWooooo
Scratch the cold shower it's now a case of an ice bath
(thursley, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 10:00, archived)

I must purchase
one crash helmet and some sticky-backed plastic forthwith. And perhaps a sensible adult to assist me with the scissors.
(The Zinc Stoat of Budapest now with Swedish massage skills, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 10:03, archived)

Sensible Adult
well that's me out of the running
sob sob I'll shall wander of into the distance
(thursley, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 10:07, archived)

Just remember.
Don't run with scissors.
(The Zinc Stoat of Budapest now with Swedish massage skills, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 10:09, archived)

Vile creature
typical women you string us along and then throw us away like a piece of chewed gum, have you no feelings. ;)
(thursley, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 10:11, archived)

I started lurking about 8 months ago
then decided to join in
( 5olly, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 9:46, archived)

Hmmmm.....There is a kitten.
She keeps trying to climb up the curtains.
(The Zinc Stoat of Budapest now with Swedish massage skills, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 9:38, archived)

Then you've got a good excuse
it was the kitten or the curtains.
(thursley, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 9:42, archived)

pull up the curtains
shoot the kitten
( 5olly, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 9:44, archived)

Do you reckon
the owners would understand the gravity of the curtain situation?
(The Zinc Stoat of Budapest now with Swedish massage skills, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 9:45, archived)

Who wouldn't
just so long as you don't use a shotgun and blow a hole in the wall.
(thursley, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 9:49, archived)

Or the curtains.
Could be hard to explain.
(The Zinc Stoat of Budapest now with Swedish massage skills, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 9:54, archived)

oops
too late.
(Al! is constantly suprised, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 9:54, archived)

Too Late?
what for the kittens or the curtains, don't worry the blood will wash straight out.
(thursley, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 10:01, archived)

As long as the curtains are not damaged.
Else I could be accused of unprovoked kitten murder.
I shall defend my curtains!
(The Zinc Stoat of Budapest now with Swedish massage skills, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 10:05, archived)

You ever get the feeling
you are being watched. where is everybody? If you don't respond I shall run around the place naked and let's face it no one wants that do you?
(thursley, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 10:13, archived)

On the contrary.
I think you definitely should do that.
(The Zinc Stoat of Budapest now with Swedish massage skills, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 10:16, archived)

Can I keep my socks on
it's a bit parky out. mind you to get naked all I've got to do it take my boxers.
(thursley, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 10:20, archived)

Are they
good socks? That would be fine.
(The Zinc Stoat of Budapest now with Swedish massage skills, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 10:22, archived)

They are
Just imagine tartan socks held up with sock suspenders. Ultimate fashion accessories.
(thursley, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 10:23, archived)

Mmmm.
Tasty.
(The Zinc Stoat of Budapest now with Swedish massage skills, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 10:25, archived)

I'm an old timer
But I never post




(skulks back off to lurkdom)
(Slacker, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 10:05, archived)

If you never post
then how come I am replying to your post. Is it some kind of zen thing. I shall be your grasshopper ,master
(thursley, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 10:08, archived)

I thought I left a reply
about you passing the now-legendary one year mark. But it seems not to have appeared.
(The Zinc Stoat of Budapest now with Swedish massage skills, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 10:10, archived)

nnnngh
urrrrgh its early...

ok, when I said 'never', what I actually meant was 'rarely'.

How rare!
(Slacker, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 10:12, archived)

Are you sure?
Or did you actually mean "quite often, actually"?
(The Zinc Stoat of Budapest now with Swedish massage skills, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 10:13, archived)

arf
If you check my profile I've only posted 174 messages or something in over a year...

I come here every day but I usually just lurk and watch what others are doing. A voyeur so to speak.

oo-er
(Slacker, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 10:15, archived)

It's always
the quiet ones.
BOOM BOOM!
(The Zinc Stoat of Budapest now with Swedish massage skills, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 10:17, archived)

Hark at you
224 days and most of the messages you done in the last hour.
(thursley, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 10:18, archived)

I never said
I wasn't a shady character.
(The Zinc Stoat of Budapest now with Swedish massage skills, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 10:20, archived)

Shady
what kind of shady, dodgy deals or whips and chains. enquiring minds need to know
Edit: done it again you start talking whips and chains and they run a mile.
(thursley, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 10:22, archived)

I'm just trying
to look suspicious.

Edit: Is it working?
(The Zinc Stoat of Budapest now with Swedish massage skills, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 10:41, archived)

I think they might be on to you
sorry if the whips and chains thing offended you, I didn't mean to.
(thursley, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 10:44, archived)

Me? Offended?
Not at all, sir.
(The Zinc Stoat of Budapest now with Swedish massage skills, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 10:46, archived)

Good, I'd better get back
to polishing my leathers and shining my chains.
(thursley, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 10:47, archived)

You are obsessed
*grin*

/picks up riding crop
(allergic to curry, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 10:44, archived)

Guilty as charged
I think I deserve a good spankinjg.
(thursley, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 10:46, archived)

Ooh! Ooh!
Me! Me!
(The Zinc Stoat of Budapest now with Swedish massage skills, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 10:47, archived)

What do you want
to do? give the spanking or get the spanking! I'm not fussed either way.
(thursley, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 10:48, archived)

Hmmm..
Can I phone a friend?
(The Zinc Stoat of Budapest now with Swedish massage skills, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 10:52, archived)

Phoning a friend is ok
but don't phone them there sex chat lines they is a waste of money and about as erotic as a fish.or so i hear
(thursley, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 10:56, archived)

* Thinks of
the partyline featured in the Simpsons and chuckles *
(The Zinc Stoat of Budapest now with Swedish massage skills, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 11:01, archived)

You two should
get a room.

Peferably a sound-proof one... ;o)
(allergic to curry, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 10:54, archived)

Just what are you trying to imply
I do hope you are not casting doubts on the young ladys' purity.
(thursley, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 10:59, archived)

Do you want
to come to my office and fix the fucking coffee machine, for GODS SAKE!!!
( D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Sun 26 Jan 2003, 11:43, archived)

You could always buy a kettle
If your boss won't get the machine fixed you should do him for human rights abuses. Coffee is more important than the air we breathe.
(thursley, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 11:58, archived)

I'll get
my tool kit.
(The Zinc Stoat of Budapest now with Swedish massage skills, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:06, archived)

Tool Kit
fnarr fnarr
(thursley, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:11, archived)

YES YES
No sugar lots of milk thanks
( 5olly, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 9:24, archived)

well
if coffee's being pored....2sugars, white please.
( robh, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 9:51, archived)

Woohoo Mornin' all
maybe it stands for Hungover Anteaters, or Horny Amateurs.
(Bohatnik, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 10:15, archived)

Horny amateurs
If you want I can point out some good websites for that kind of stuff, but then again you probably know about them.
(thursley, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 10:26, archived)

Of course I know about them.
If you don't think masturbation causes blindness, have a look through my glasses.
(Bohatnik, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 10:32, archived)

I'm not really typing this
I just tell my guide dog what to type and there you go.
I'm giving up wanking tomorrow, i never thought that i could
(thursley, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 10:34, archived)

Are they 3D?
'Cause that would be excellent.
(The Zinc Stoat of Budapest now with Swedish massage skills, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 10:35, archived)

3d effects in porn films
would be the funniest thing ever done. you can just imagine the stud dropping his trousers and everybody leaning back, or foward in the case of the womenfolk.
(thursley, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 10:42, archived)

I'd be scared
of losing an eye.
(The Zinc Stoat of Budapest now with Swedish massage skills, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 10:45, archived)

I think that we have
scared everybody else off. I blame your gutter like mind.
(thursley, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 11:06, archived)

Ahem *quotes*
"Just what are you trying to imply
I do hope you are not casting doubts on the young ladys' purity."

Edit: MUAHAHAHAHA!
(The Zinc Stoat of Budapest now with Swedish massage skills, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 11:08, archived)

well so much for chivalry.
btw what the hell does your username mean.
(thursley, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 11:13, archived)

Not a Monty Python fan, then?
It is short for The Zinc Stoat of Budapest.
(The Zinc Stoat of Budapest now with Swedish massage skills, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 11:14, archived)

I have the films
but all I can remember from the series is spam and people hitting each other with fish. I do like monty python but never seem to remember anything about it.
What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
(thursley, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 11:18, archived)

I scoured the scripts
when I wanted inspiration for a name. I think it was the 'stoat' part that pulled me in.
(The Zinc Stoat of Budapest now with Swedish massage skills, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 11:20, archived)

Likewise
Every bloody username I wanted was gone so I used a Discworld character
(thursley, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 11:22, archived)

Ah, yes.
I didn't recognise it.
(The Zinc Stoat of Budapest now with Swedish massage skills, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 11:24, archived)

Mornin'??
Evening mate!!

And Australia Day too!
(Ged-The-Viking, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 10:49, archived)

G'day sport
throw another shrimp on the barbie.
what's your favourite colour? blue.
sorry they're the only aussie phrases I know
(thursley, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 10:58, archived)

Well...
Actually I'm a pom... but I live in Aussie.... Just couldn't think of anything better to say but I wanted to join in a very long thread!
...now I've excelled and joined in twice..
(Ged-The-Viking, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 11:16, archived)

You'll have to see if you can make
it three times, I only joined in to say I was hungover and
never going to drink again and it kind of snowballed
out of control. What's the weather like down there.
(thursley, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 11:20, archived)

Sorry.
My fault. Me and my talk of coffee. I am a bad, BAD person.
(The Zinc Stoat of Budapest now with Swedish massage skills, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 11:24, archived)

Another Monty Python scene
Yes! Yes, you must give us all a good spanking!
(thursley, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 11:26, archived)

I know where that goes next
but I'm not sure I should take it there this early in the day.
(The Zinc Stoat of Budapest now with Swedish massage skills, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 11:27, archived)

I am just waiting
for sir Lancelot to come and rescue me
(thursley, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 11:28, archived)

You might have a long wait.
I don't think he's still around.
(The Zinc Stoat of Budapest now with Swedish massage skills, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 11:33, archived)

Don't say things like that
In the films the hero always swings in and does the rescue at
the last second.
yes any second now, pleeeease
(thursley, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 11:35, archived)

Does the hero
bring coffee?
(The Zinc Stoat of Budapest now with Swedish massage skills, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 11:41, archived)

Hopefully
also I could do with a doughnut.
they're all out there watching us. PERVS
(thursley, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 11:43, archived)

I'm thinking
waffles.
(The Zinc Stoat of Budapest now with Swedish massage skills, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 11:57, archived)

Ok Waffles
but what do you put on them. Is it going to be treacle or maple syrup.
don't leave me alone with her. you'll find me lying on
the floor in the morning, my body drained of coffee.
(thursley, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:00, archived)

Are you suggesting
I'm some sort of parasite?
Syrup, definately syrup.
(The Zinc Stoat of Budapest now with Swedish massage skills, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:05, archived)

You seem
to have an obsession with coffee.
Syrup it is. But how many waffles?
(thursley, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:07, archived)

Are you trying to establish
whether or not I am a gannet?
As for the coffee obsession - I tried to give it up at the start of the year. But it wouldn't let me go!
(The Zinc Stoat of Budapest now with Swedish massage skills, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:11, archived)

When did i say you
resembled a large sea bird? eh eh.
You must never turn your back on coffee
you should embrace it with all your
strength
(thursley, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:15, archived)

the weather
is semi-warm today. it was 44.1 celcius yesterday; the hottest day since before the dawn of time.
(Jackie Treehorn, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 12:46, archived)